Friday, July 28, 2006

I've got the photos to prove it.

I swear the things people want to do to cats is beginning to disturb me. This week I got "cat getting it's head chopped off" as well as the mindboggling "guy snorts cat". A real wtf? moment that was.

People are just mean in general, not just to cats, I got a few for "people getting their heads chopped off" and more than one variation on someone getting eaten first. In fact I get a lot of "getting eaten" searches of some sort, referring to people. And one for the mild misanthrope, "I find most people boring". The "pictures of lambs getting eaten" person was probably looking for something gory, but I'm not sure.

And of course a lot of non-offensive cat stuff. People seem to know I have information about cats here, like "wow what is the best cat to have", "what can you give a cat with a sore throat", "cat test how much do youi know about cats" and "important questions for a cat".

Mutants. Mutant photos, mutant farm and "mutant attire pictures".

Some people are pining for the traditional life, I got "housewife guidelines 1950s" and "perfect wife have dinner ready". Fuck em. I hope they die. Unless they're looking for something to mock and ridicule, of course. And the "nostalgia is politically naive" person probably agrees.

Sex. Sex, sex, sex. There's always a bunch of it in my site stats and this week is no exception. Blowjobs, boobs, "blog" kneeling in front of you, neked people, ginormous cock, between boobs and my favorite, "how to let people know you have a big cock". My answer to that question is use Flickr. It's amazing what you find there.

Miscellaneous: grumble quiz, grumble grumble, the depths of despair, whadda ya know, godly sms, they are little treasures and he would, pronounce Prague.

I have an answer to the last one, if it is in fact a question. You pronounce it, "Prague".

And one person obviously came to the right place. They were looking up, "men are disgusting". I'm proud to say I'm #2 on Google for that phrase. Need to work on getting to the #1 spot.

Friday, July 21, 2006

Ooh, that's naughty!

"Mutant cooks" seem to be popular, I'll have to do a feature on them soon, as yet again I got someone searching for them. Other searches that don't seem to fit in anywhere are, "giant rabbits czech republic", and "hell mi in winter". 

Other than that they seem to fit in either the perve category, "bra panties men shave underarms", "spurting sperm, and "sperm spurting", the cat category, "post birth cat nipples", "mean things to do to cats" twice, (note to those who put in those search terms, please DIE!), "kittens rule the world" (much better), or both, as in "cat sperm women".

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Doing strange things with cats.

These people.

"Cat turnip", "cats and humans getting sexual", "doom feline". Not all at the same time of course. That would be weird.

Satan remains popular. I got one for "what the bible says about playing with satan" and "pictures of satan before evil and now". And I thought he was always a bad guy, but what do I know?

Nothing about "facials" (or skincare in general :o), "mutant help"? Er, can't help you there. And I certainly don't know about "gushing sperm" I mean, really!

"Embarrassing experiences" I could tell you about, but I won't. And I'm sorry, I don't know what to do in the situation where a "wife wants threesome husband doesn't". Proof of female horniness? That not all men will jump on anything that moves? Na, too far fetched.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Quite an assortment, I must say

I'm going to divide the last few days of wacky search finders into a couple of groups, as they all seem to fit into one of them.

First, the mutants. Mutant boobs, mutant cocks, when are you going to realize I don't have any of this on my blog? I got at least 3 searches each for both of those. Who knew so many people were into that sort of thing. The mutant cooks one was a bit confusing, maybe it was a spelling error. Unfortunately for "real mutant photos" I don't have any. I have fake photoshopped mutant-ish photos, but that's not the same thing.

The meanies. People wanting to do awful things to cats or see pictures of people in pain. Stop it! I disapprove and I certainly don't have any. No "cat bites rabbits head off" or "people getting there head chopped off" (what's with the decapitation this week?) "mutilation flickr". I suggest they go to flickr and search for mutilation there. Don't bother going to my photostream because there is nothing mutilation related in it.

What the? There's always a few that are just odd. Not odd gory, not odd in a sexual deviant sort of way, but just odd. Like "blame women for their problems" or "youre going to "hell hell hell" movie" and I especially like "icon sundays at mood". Very strange.

And the pervs. Like everyone else I get a lot of these. Not so many this time, someone for "flickr handjobs" (looking in the wrong place as usual) "me nude" and the "ew" award for this week goes to,

recipe scrotum. What on earth are some people thinking?

Saturday, July 08, 2006

How do you know your a mutant?

I can't answer that question, which is unfortunate because at least 2 people sought me to answer it for them.

I'm really not much use to search people, most of the time I don't even know what they are asking, if anything, like "the birds and the bees what if no one tells you". No idea.

An assorted bunch they are, those wondering "who will get eaten first", right up there with "how to be a gentleman" and "do people jump like a cat".

But as usual it's those that seem to be looking for some kind of porn. I got more than one search for "gushing sperm", ew. As usual a few for mutant cock, blowjobs, and someone looking for "tassles boobs".

And then there was "hmm good". Rather strange.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

While the cat's away...

I've been offline for a few days, due to a few problems, so it's nice to get back and see what strange people have been accessing my homepage Mutant Cat

As always, I got some people wanting to do weird things with cats, one being "live cats put in glasses", not sure whether they mean spectacles, or glass cages. Don't want to know.

Other searches include, Noah's daughters drunk, Cartmans kitty, delicious meal-have favourite dish, and my favourite for this week "banana perfect shape grooves".

Perfect shape for what I wonder? Perhaps the person who was looking up "it's all in your dirty little mind" can answer that one.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Silly site stats

The entire existence of this blog owes itself to silly site stats, more specifically, somebody from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia who found my blog Mutant Cat by doing a blogger search on draw on my boobs blogspot. It prompted me to check to see if the url drawonmyboobs.blogspot was taken. It wasn't, so I took it as a sign from god that it belonged to me. And now it does.

I've blogged a lot about some of the more ridiculous search terms that lead to my blog, so much that I figured it might be useful to have a place just to keep updated on them. I stored some of them here as well, but now I'm going to do it on this here little space of mine.

To start off, some of the recent weirdos who found me were looking for, apart from "draw on my boobs", "i still don't have boobs" and "todger".

A few others which may mean something in context, "this is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him", "faced with shower cap", "Stephen Colbert nude" (which makes sense if you ever read the blog) "whores stripping" and plenty of searches for "boobs".