Saturday, July 08, 2006

How do you know your a mutant?

I can't answer that question, which is unfortunate because at least 2 people sought me to answer it for them.

I'm really not much use to search people, most of the time I don't even know what they are asking, if anything, like "the birds and the bees what if no one tells you". No idea.

An assorted bunch they are, those wondering "who will get eaten first", right up there with "how to be a gentleman" and "do people jump like a cat".

But as usual it's those that seem to be looking for some kind of porn. I got more than one search for "gushing sperm", ew. As usual a few for mutant cock, blowjobs, and someone looking for "tassles boobs".

And then there was "hmm good". Rather strange.

1 comment:

Cranky McGee said...

Well, Mutant Parrot knows that he is a mutant because he can grow to 10 times his normal size when he stands near a microwave oven. I would say that if you can do freaky stuff, then you are a mutant.