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Nipple blogspot

That's what I seem to be now, according to someone.

I'm getting the usual perverts looking for cat penis photos, and sperm gushing. I keep telling them it's not the place to look, but they keep coming back.

And I don't have any masochist slippers either. Or cat nipples and I'm not sure what "I'm only here for the beer cat" means, though I think it fits.

Oh and somebody really, really wants to see Britney Spears naked. I mean, they didn't just look up Britney Spears nude, or Britney Spears naked, or Britney Spears no clothes, but "britney spears stripped naked-no clothes".

Give you one guess.

I just got someone who found my blog by searching for "spearm on boobs".

Now, I've become rather desensitized too the kind of smut that people look for on the internet through all these months of looking up search stats, but I thought that at least the kind of perverts who find me would be able to spell.

Guess where he's from, guess. Ok, so I'm not sure it's actually a he, but they are definitely from a country that borders the Czech Republic to the west, Austria to the north and has a city called Berlin. So guess.

I'm not going to give you any clues as to the person who looked up "you bugger that hurt" though. If you can't figure out where they're from, then you've no business reading such high calibre blogs as this.