That's what I seem to be now, according to someone.
I'm getting the usual perverts looking for cat penis photos, and sperm gushing. I keep telling them it's not the place to look, but they keep coming back.
And I don't have any masochist slippers either. Or cat nipples and I'm not sure what "I'm only here for the beer cat" means, though I think it fits.
Oh and somebody really, really wants to see Britney Spears naked. I mean, they didn't just look up Britney Spears nude, or Britney Spears naked, or Britney Spears no clothes, but "britney spears stripped naked-no clothes".
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There's a vicious rumour around that I'm obsessed with sperm, it's dirty lie I tell you, a dirty lie! I got banned one time from a site for suggesting the background to a painting was a sea of gushing sperm. I've been tarnished ever since. It was a valid interpretation.
From my own experience and the odd occasion I've been FORCED to watch porn movies, sperm doesn't gush, it tends to shoot or spurt.
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