It's been a long time since the last posting, but a recent comment made me realise it was time to get back to documenting the weird and wonderful search terms that lead to my (rather neglected at the moment) regular blog Mutant Cat.
Of course there's the usual mutants, mutant nipples, mutant tits, mutant budgies, mutant cats in film and tv etc, etc.
The usual freaks that want to do nasty things to cats, but I don't want to talk about it. Other cat stuff like cat nipples, no hair cats, oh my cat.
As you know a fair number of sexual deviants go looking for something on my blog, and of course don't find it! Including but not limited too,
beating buttocks
do a lot of men have big dicks?
shaving Ryans' privates
giant boobs
handicapped porn
strange anal sex
women amazed by big cock sperm on boobs
large object insertion,
and
elephants fucking, (many times)
And stuff that has no category,
perfect wife ribbon in your hair
prayers in german
Michelle is a big dork
They got that one right!
Pictures that make you say "oh my god".
free pics of exotic dancers in brevard county
living next door to Satan "quiz"
About Me
- Michelle
- Hi, I'm Michelle, I live in Prague. The rest you can figure out on the blog, or not.
3 comments:
Is it just me, or is everyone having problems accessing Sitemeter? It takes an age to access the summary or the details. I would like to have shared some of the weird search terms leading to my site, but I haven't got the patience. You know what really pisses me off? I have a bandwidth the size of a German Autobahn, yet I have to wait an age for piddly sites like Sitemeter to give me a page of information. Grrr..
Still, that's not your problem, neither is it your fault.
It's amazing what some people look for though isn't it, I mean, 'perfect wife" - what a fantasist!
I haven't been having any problems with sitemeter myself, though I only just started looking at them again. Maybe I cleverly missed their hiccups..
Today, Sitemeter seems to back to it's good old best. And so I thought I'd check out the search terms used to find my site. Alas, there's nothing to chuckle or snigger at, or even wrinkle noses in disgust at. Almost every hit is either a result of regular readers (the smallest group); or, and most commonly, they've been directed from Blogger's 'recently updated' blogs, as I tend to edit and repubish my posts a lot. And there is a smattering of attention directed from my comments on other blogs - they obviously think, fuck me, what a wanker, I wonder what his blog looks like?
Anyway, last, and definitely least, the one search term I found before giving up in disgust. Are you ready for this? It's humongous...
innervoice@hindustantimes.com
It speaks volumes about my blog. So I don't think you're in imminent danger of competition, not from me anyway. You're safe for the time being.
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