Saturday, January 20, 2007

What the kids want..

You might be wondering what the most popular search term I get for Mutant Cat is. I wonder too. I don't actually have it on record, but when you see certain things come up again and again, and again... and again and again and again, you can probably guess that it's a pretty popular one.

I will be honest and say that I think that the very most common search term I get for the blog is "mutant cat". I don't bother to put it on the lists because it comes up again and again, and it doesn't tell us much.

After that, one that keeps coming up, almost every time I look through my referrals, is one that brings up the post when I blogged this photo. It is of a figurine of 2 elephants, to put it plainly, fucking. And so I named the post Two elephants fucking. Ever since then I've had someone finding the blog by looking up "elephants fucking' at least once a day, sometimes more. So much that, I am proud to say, the post is number 1 on Google for that term. It's a small claim to fame, but at least I have one.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Happy New Year!

A bunch of recent-ish search terms, submitted without comment:

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i love wednesdays
cat and milk game
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How do you punish cats if there been naughty
'Blessing of my god'
"yes your highness"
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Cats needs; what to get a cat on it's first day
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"Never hug a Swiss cow, hikers told Responding to numerous "reports of unpleasant meetings between hikers and cattle" along Switzerland's picture-perfect Al"
what does smut mean
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If It's Not One thing It's your Mother pillow
eaten by cat
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Why are some men penis so large
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flickr / pictures of male penis
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embarrassing a cat
things men want, blowjobs
fuy cat
noisy blowjobs
pics of people fucking elephants
blogger awards
how do dicks get so big?
what does the cat's pajamas mean?
thrashed arse
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cat stuff and No dog stuff
"dealing with sexual frustration"
are blowjobs always welcome
kid mutant german
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inserted into arses
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real photos of dead people
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oh its on like ...
why are penis so big
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Bon Apetite + tv show
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"draw on my boobs"
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"There`s a world where I can go and tell my secrets"
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This day many years ago
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it's worth a try
two horses fucking
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fucking in elephants
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why are men so shallow