Thursday, April 19, 2007

I gotta bring a cat to class one of these days..

Time for another round of "what the weirdos are looking for"..

I'm still getting the overwhelming bunch of sick fucks looking for combinations of anal sex or sex with horses or anal sex with horses... who'd have thought there were so many people looking for that shit, and that they think they'll find it on my blog? The world is a strange place.

I've been getting a lot of people looking for meisner, or meisner technique, which is nice, as it's something that's actually relevant for a change. And I'm already well up their on the google search for those terms, which just goes to show that there isn't all that much out there on Meisner, or his technique or all the schools that teach it.

And of course the usual weird stuff that defies categorization. It's amazing how people keep coming up with new weird stuff that simply would never occur to me to search for. Here's my most recent ones.

@intrepid.net "april 2007" -Shawn
will you be eaten first?
cat ironing
its a real shame
cat and a dog having sex
is it ok for a cat to live alone
Your body Property house window rock
cat attacks baby
adam and eve not adam and steve parody
meisner activities
why cats won't rule the world
what it means to be whipped
breed of people
i need to get laid yesterday
my cat eats peanuts
fish blowjobs
living truthfully under imaginary circumstances
"your body is your property"
metaphors for having sex
squirting on your mouth
nj turnpike blowjob
"Hearing people having sex"
cat sausage
hell froze over pigs have wings
girl cat peanut butter
cat squirt out bum
the bible one day at a time
fuck karla ogle
jennifer waters abstinence
what does it mean to be grown up
impressive penis
"meisner" activities
30 something wives nude
broken front window
house cats having sex
just the right size boobs
if you get eaten it's your fault
wonkified
smacked ladys arses
jazz sunday sermon
sausage smut
clutter makes you fat
dancing fisheads
why are cats so are cuddly
bible verse on i am somebody sentiment
cat whacking sticks
best way to get and a big throbbing hard on
lyrics for "lately i don't know what's come over me"
as children you should greet your father when he comes home from work
comedy song in the house there's a window in the window there's a chair
i love wednesdays
gay bald cats
jennifer waters sex lady
how to put my hello on my metro phone
can my cat eat bananas
how come bananas are so big now
you look so cute
cat born from a jar
want ironing done?
women boobs giving milk
once it gets going
rectal ramming
homosexual Satan
"want a huge cock"
ideal for shaving cats
mutant cats holding flower
fake cuss words
fixing a broken window home
cavalaro+chocolate
true love means (greeting)
why buy the pig when you can get a little sausage
MY LOVE forsaken me
easter traditions hit stick egg fertility
cannibals consent to be eaten
gosh we're all real impressed down here i can tell you

4 comments:

D. A. N. said...

I am so sad, do you know what happened to Ron at Ron's rants? He just disapeared do you know the story of what happened?

Just concerned,
Dan

Michelle said...

I don't know, he's come and gone a few times before, I think it's either due to being busy or maybe he lost his internet connection. I'm sure he's ok and will be back sometime.

Rosanna said...

I thought mine were good, but yours were GOLDEN.

I can't believe people actually google that stuff. I have people googling 'how to kill my husband'.

Erm...

Anonymous said...

Wow! Those things are beyond bizarre. I just googled my wife's name (and mine) to see what would surface. I was astounded that her name came up in the top five. What is more is, is that the age you posted is her current age. Now I know you are not her, but I had to check it out because it was too fantastic to overlook. The difference is that she is a late Sept. baby. I did the search because a friend of mine related to me how he found an old pic of himself from 20 yrs. ago at the bottom of a human pyramid. Small' weird world. thanks for listening. --Jas