It's been a long time.

I thought I was due for an update. Here are the latest search terms I've gotten.. the ones worthy of being noted that is.

you can get eatyen first
cat climbing walls something wrong
don't leave your future husband holding a bare stem
meisner difficult activity
wintry mix means
pictures of cat giving birth
see that little goblin
Satan come out and play
Why Is My Cat Sneezing so Much
mutan cat who is a person
"What was Robert Benchley?", National Review, June 16, 1997

More on the photo stuff..

Search terms that have led people to my flickr stream, so far today:

1 nuzzles 1
2 pictures of scary castle hallway
3 huge erection
4 guy showing huge erection
5 toilet sculpture dennis oppenheim
6 "cats in the grass"
7 big erection
8 huge erections pics
9 cool ghosts
10 how to make a tequila bom bom
11 big erection images

Still with those huge erections.. will people ever get over it.

Site stats

That's what the blog's about, and here they are. Some of them.

"sheer volume" il volume
rudolfo bunch people zippyshare
can a cat give a blowjob
old mid 30's
getting the whip
feminist buy the cow when you get the milk for free
oh wise one
if a cat look at u what does it mean
Duck Sunday

I'm only updating this because I like the goblin one.

From my flickr stats.

1 stick figures sports
2 see a little goblin
3 big erection pics
4 tall skinny dogs
5 huge erections, huge balls
6 toilet trees
7 huge erections pics

Self analyzing.

I'm going to do something a bit different and put up some of the search terms for this very blog. Not as many hits as my other obvs, but there's a fair bit of sludge to wade through.. as can be imagined..

milk draw from women boobs
"nailed boobs"
sounds of fellatio (non boob related search term #1)
bald womenboobs
boobs are handicapped
horsefacials.com (ahem!) (non boob related search term #2)
innocent Awesome milking boobs
www.spermonboobs.com
“lately i don't know what's come over”lyrics (non boob related search term #3)
"draw on my boobs" (I think I know who this was :P)
karolina vrbasova (non boob related search term #4)
"riding boots" "my cock" (non boob related search term #5)
how to draw the best boobs pictures
strangeanalsex (non boob related search term #6)
naked cze lady boobs (my personal fave)
pics of huge erections (non boob related search term #7)
www.womenheadhairless.com (non boob related search term #8)
whack the boobs
boobs nipples blogspot
my boobs
my birds boobs pics (from the UK, can you tell)
mutanten Huge Boob
3 feet boobs
yesterdays pictures of boobs
boobs mutant
Boobs Bunny Michelle Pictures (?)
boobies dump
women bent over desk pictures (non boob related search term #9)
mutant boobs (nice mix of the 2 blogs there)
nipples blogspot
photocopying boobs (there are a lot of this one, I won't bother repeating each incidence)


So there you go.

A small offerring..

Not much worth salvaging out of the muck this time, but here are a few:

questionsnobodyeverasks.com
CAN HAZ NO MOAR HANGOVER KTHX
cat lays eggs

Fun with Flickr

Time to check out some Flickr stats again, these searches are from yesterday, first of all from yahoo images:

1 bath
2 feet
3 old modern computer
4 bed
5 siamese twins
6 frock

very simple, almost symmetrical with the one word searches, but someone had to throw "feet" in there, always the feet! Extra points for the word "frock" and the oxymoronic "old modern computer". Not a bad list.

google images:

1 krusovice
2 garfield in car window
3 bad girls smok
4 only shoes
5 skinny dogs

always has to be one misspelling. And something about the feet :Z

1 karluv most
2 magnificent erection
3 free huge erection pics
4 big erection
5 big balls make erection difficult

er... um..

Enough with the questions already??

Interesting bunch.. a lot of questions, and I learnt about odd socks day, pretty cool.
ocd avoiding numbers
difficult activity for meisner
milk men pay
something you didn't know
27th march world wear odd socks day
begging begging you words
who invented pant and for who he invented
What does it mean if you dream about mutant cats with three heads?
"WISE ONE" BEER
quit asking me where I'm from
what country are giant mutant cats be found
milk being extracted from female boobs
it's snowing outside
oh wise one

Looking for photos?

Back to Flickr for a bit, here are the search terms that people found my photos through yahoo images yesterday:

1 twins
2 bed
3 feet
4 flikr
5 bath pics
6 pédés
7 bath
8 supermarket meat
9 siamese twins.
10 moulin rouge
11 celeb fashion
12 sideboob
13 the munsters house

some are common repeats, but supermarket meat and celeb fashion are a bit new.

oh you people..

A few worth mentioning..

milk as a metaphor
women live Donkey
tell me mutant
fine strong cats
"a letter to mothers and daughters"
nodoby - (yes I misspelled "nobody" in a post title)

and the winner for this week, I love it when people get really specific,

cannibals bigger people at a disadvantage the two people voted will fight to the death

Ask a wierdass question..

you get me.. and wether I answer you or not is debatable, but I'd say in most cases.. no.

why can't my work pay for milk? is one of those.

The person who looked up "15 reasons why i'm awesome" however, might have found what they were looking for, if they spent enough time :)

Oh you confused people..

A couple of questions from the last few days..

midi what i have done
oh wise and toothless one
fixing my house broken window
difficult meisner activities
wise one meaning
something you didn't know about me
meaning of leave it up to you

A new set of weirdos altogether..

A few weeks ago I introduced my flickr stats to this blog, I began with an overview of all the favourite searches that lead to my flickr page. The stats are updated daily so you are able to check the stats for the last day and the last week. Usually, it's more of the same, searches are broken up by search engine and the usual ones are represented, Flickr is fused with yahoo so yahoo searches come up pretty high and of course there's the ominous google.. I usually get a bunch from yahoo, yahoo images, google and google images, and perhaps some from another lesser search engine like deputy dog or something like that..

anyay.. now if anyone actually ever reads and out of those people any are still reading, here are some example, from yesterday's search terms from google.com

1 balloon in prague
2 tips for baby photos crawling baby
3 pretty tit
4 huge big bulging balls
5 how the big erection
6 /reader/view/
7 naughty baby photos
8 photos of naughty baby
9 huge erection

just so you know, my photostream is pretty innocent, full of pretty pictures of birds, kitties, sculptures and such, I just like to have fun with the titling sometimes, like I explained in my introductory flickr stat post.. and tits are birds, if you want to know.

yesterday's searches from google images

1 sitting alone
2 skinny dog
3 photocopy boobs
4 view from letna park
5 krusovice beer
6 photocopying boobs
7 praha vaclavak
8 the greatest love
9 prague tower babies
10 velkopovický kozel
11 kozel
12 interesting chairs
13 tram cafe
14 velkopopovicky kozel
15 kozel beer

Ok, yes I did photocopy my boobs :)

guffaw!

I know, I just updated yesterday, but I just came across something I wanted to note down. Someone in Germany just searched for blowjob cat crazy and came across my blog. It just gets sillier and sillier..

ps..

someone's just looked up "Miss so fit to cat".. what the bark does that mean? And why do people start looking up oddly cute and cool stuff just after I've posted an entry?

Something to peruse if you haven't got anything better to do

Back to the blog. Here are some of the good ones, as usual it's a mix, including the naughty, dirty, silly, imperceptible and dare I say relevant.

prepared for a punishment whipping
letter about myself
cat-bird mutant
anything you want as long as its pink
satan staan
husband buttfucked hubby
can the devil come out
avoiding teen pregnancy education tape
i prefer to eat

Introducing..

Huge erection resting on big balls.
Originally uploaded by Ms Kat

My flickr stats.

As much fun as the other, but new! I've been flickring for some time, but the stats are relatively recently introduced, and up until now, have not been reported on this blog. As it's the first time I will give you a list of my the most popular google searches that have led to my flickr photos of all time..

1 huge erection
2 karluv most
3 toilet trees
5 pretty tit
6
toilet tree
7 naughty baby photo
8 naughty baby pictures
9 droopy
dog
10 naughty babies photos
11 krusovice
12 huge erection pictures
13 karlův most
14 empty square
15 huge balls
16 smažený sýr
17 naughty baby photos
18 leedsguyuk1
19 prague snow
20 prague
in snow
21 huge erection pics
23 pictures of huge erections
25 tit

If you're wandering what that is there on the right, it's the very "huge erection" that is so popular.. in Karlovy Vary in case you cared :)

oh and the naughty baby is me, as a baby, behaving in what could be considered a naughty manner, and not some sick shit that the phrase conjures up.. honestly, people!

and a tit is a bird.

One I'd consider a doozy

Someone came upon my blog looking up "how to keep the house looking pretty and feminine".

all I can say is, I hope they learnt something :)

Back for a bit

I thought I'd look up the ole stats again, and surprisingly enough I found some interesting stuff in there.. sure, a lot of the same old shit, but peppered throughout is some cool stuff..

first, the cat stuff
cat+christmas+photos
cat wants pie
why was my cat climbing the walls?
i want a cat dammnit
wrists cat

and also cat related, though it's not evident immediately..
one day we will rule the world

random
KNOW SOMETHING that u didn't told me
Who said you can have anything want as long as it's black
"Another Wacky Adventure"
cheese history

and smut, there's plenty of it, but, like I said before it's mostly the same old shit, I thought this was funny though

old woman fuck too

and that's it. I might get into the habit of posting my flickr stats in the near future.. so stay tuned.. and have a merry christmas and all that in the mean time.

Bump

I like to update this blog sometimes. Today all I'm going to do is sift through the last 5 pages of visitors and find the oddest/most random/funniest search entry that led to my site. Actually I've already done the sifting, and I found this:

"wintry mix of precipitation august 11, 2008 new york"

Rather a specific request, and I'm afraid to say I was unable to fulfill it. It was searched for, just in case anyone cares, on the 12th of August by someone in Staten Island, New York.

This is what I get for not posting for ages..

Pretty much nothing but drive by smut with different combinations of the word fucking, elephants, horses, milk, anal, women, blowjobs and cat, which is to be expected because there's been nothing of substance on the blog for some time.

Did get a few that stood out however,

self-defenestrate
can't think of an activity for meisner
living truthfully under imaginary circumstances
i feel empty

and one that's sort of smut related but funny anyway.. "attack of the boobies"

oh well