Saturday, January 31, 2009

A new set of weirdos altogether..

A few weeks ago I introduced my flickr stats to this blog, I began with an overview of all the favourite searches that lead to my flickr page. The stats are updated daily so you are able to check the stats for the last day and the last week. Usually, it's more of the same, searches are broken up by search engine and the usual ones are represented, Flickr is fused with yahoo so yahoo searches come up pretty high and of course there's the ominous google.. I usually get a bunch from yahoo, yahoo images, google and google images, and perhaps some from another lesser search engine like deputy dog or something like that..

anyay.. now if anyone actually ever reads and out of those people any are still reading, here are some example, from yesterday's search terms from google.com

1 balloon in prague
2 tips for baby photos crawling baby
3 pretty tit
4 huge big bulging balls
5 how the big erection
6 /reader/view/
7 naughty baby photos
8 photos of naughty baby
9 huge erection

just so you know, my photostream is pretty innocent, full of pretty pictures of birds, kitties, sculptures and such, I just like to have fun with the titling sometimes, like I explained in my introductory flickr stat post.. and tits are birds, if you want to know.

yesterday's searches from google images

1 sitting alone
2 skinny dog
3 photocopy boobs
4 view from letna park
5 krusovice beer
6 photocopying boobs
7 praha vaclavak
8 the greatest love
9 prague tower babies
10 velkopovický kozel
11 kozel
12 interesting chairs
13 tram cafe
14 velkopopovicky kozel
15 kozel beer

Ok, yes I did photocopy my boobs :)

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

guffaw!

I know, I just updated yesterday, but I just came across something I wanted to note down. Someone in Germany just searched for blowjob cat crazy and came across my blog. It just gets sillier and sillier..

ps..

someone's just looked up "Miss so fit to cat".. what the bark does that mean? And why do people start looking up oddly cute and cool stuff just after I've posted an entry?

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Something to peruse if you haven't got anything better to do

Back to the blog. Here are some of the good ones, as usual it's a mix, including the naughty, dirty, silly, imperceptible and dare I say relevant.

prepared for a punishment whipping
letter about myself
cat-bird mutant
anything you want as long as its pink
satan staan
husband buttfucked hubby
can the devil come out
avoiding teen pregnancy education tape
i prefer to eat

Friday, January 09, 2009

Introducing..

My flickr stats.

As much fun as the other, but new! I've been flickring for some time, but the stats are relatively recently introduced, and up until now, have not been reported on this blog. As it's the first time I will give you a list of my the most popular google searches that have led to my flickr photos of all time..

1 huge erection
2 karluv most
3 toilet trees
5 pretty tit
6
toilet tree
7 naughty baby photo
8 naughty baby pictures
9 droopy
dog
10 naughty babies photos
11 krusovice
12 huge erection pictures
13 karlův most
14 empty square
15 huge balls
16 smažený sýr
17 naughty baby photos
18 leedsguyuk1
19 prague snow
20 prague
in snow
21 huge erection pics
23 pictures of huge erections
25 tit

If you're wandering what that is there on the right, it's the very "huge erection" that is so popular.. in Karlovy Vary in case you cared :)

oh and the naughty baby is me, as a baby, behaving in what could be considered a naughty manner, and not some sick shit that the phrase conjures up.. honestly, people!

and a tit is a bird.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

One I'd consider a doozy

Someone came upon my blog looking up "how to keep the house looking pretty and feminine".

all I can say is, I hope they learnt something :)

Monday, December 22, 2008

Back for a bit

I thought I'd look up the ole stats again, and surprisingly enough I found some interesting stuff in there.. sure, a lot of the same old shit, but peppered throughout is some cool stuff..

first, the cat stuff
cat+christmas+photos
cat wants pie
why was my cat climbing the walls?
i want a cat dammnit
wrists cat

and also cat related, though it's not evident immediately..
one day we will rule the world

random
KNOW SOMETHING that u didn't told me
Who said you can have anything want as long as it's black
"Another Wacky Adventure"
cheese history

and smut, there's plenty of it, but, like I said before it's mostly the same old shit, I thought this was funny though

old woman fuck too

and that's it. I might get into the habit of posting my flickr stats in the near future.. so stay tuned.. and have a merry christmas and all that in the mean time.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Bump

I like to update this blog sometimes. Today all I'm going to do is sift through the last 5 pages of visitors and find the oddest/most random/funniest search entry that led to my site. Actually I've already done the sifting, and I found this:

"wintry mix of precipitation august 11, 2008 new york"

Rather a specific request, and I'm afraid to say I was unable to fulfill it. It was searched for, just in case anyone cares, on the 12th of August by someone in Staten Island, New York.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

This is what I get for not posting for ages..

Pretty much nothing but drive by smut with different combinations of the word fucking, elephants, horses, milk, anal, women, blowjobs and cat, which is to be expected because there's been nothing of substance on the blog for some time.

Did get a few that stood out however,

self-defenestrate
can't think of an activity for meisner
living truthfully under imaginary circumstances
i feel empty

and one that's sort of smut related but funny anyway.. "attack of the boobies"

oh well

Sunday, February 24, 2008

You people are boring!

Seriously, this is no fun anymore, people finding my blog are a bunch of perverts and not even original ones. Most people seem to have a combination of anal sex with horses somehow.. and really, it's getting old. But anyway there are a few that stood out from the mob.

donkey fuck to the women (not original but charming for it's cute misuse of grammar)
what have i done midi (no idea what for)
fuckload of shit (just plain profanity is actually rather unusual)
wobbly things (cute)
whack;;; my boob (for some reason it was necessary to put in 3 times ;)

and that's it. You can tell why I don't bother to do this much anymore.

Friday, January 25, 2008

More fun

A few recent ones that stood out amongst the usual smut I get. Not that it's all non smut.. but when it's smut at least it's unusual smut.

mutant cleaning mop
when god is bored he creates cats
how to make him your slave blowjob
a link from the cat family
get to draw and screw up a retarded cat's face
when was pants invented
sadistic sex handjobs

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

The times, they change..

It's been a long time, so it will be interesting to see how the common search terms change over time..

Here are my most recent google searches:

anal on horse
sex horse
life is hard cat
anal by horse
who invented pants
cat fucking
cieling lights
gay bare ass whipping
blowjobs for fun
Transvestites in Prague
horse anal

Well, there are a couple of new there. Theme seems to be about the same though..

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Back again

I haven't done this for a while.. so here's a dump of my latest ones.


his cock was so big
different meanings of "wise one"
cat fucking - 4
elephants fucking x 9
101 things to do with a dead cat
things to do with cats
spears likes anal sex
impressive size cock
how to cook sausages
sex horse - anal sex horse - anal sex with horse x 11
a better fuck
adult humour
back to school cat
sex+free+milk
he's cock is so big
is it ok to have one cat
things to do for cats
what satan can't do what god can
my cats daily kills blogger
free sex milk
miss tape
stephen colbert nude

Same old shit, it seems.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

I gotta bring a cat to class one of these days..

Time for another round of "what the weirdos are looking for"..

I'm still getting the overwhelming bunch of sick fucks looking for combinations of anal sex or sex with horses or anal sex with horses... who'd have thought there were so many people looking for that shit, and that they think they'll find it on my blog? The world is a strange place.

I've been getting a lot of people looking for meisner, or meisner technique, which is nice, as it's something that's actually relevant for a change. And I'm already well up their on the google search for those terms, which just goes to show that there isn't all that much out there on Meisner, or his technique or all the schools that teach it.

And of course the usual weird stuff that defies categorization. It's amazing how people keep coming up with new weird stuff that simply would never occur to me to search for. Here's my most recent ones.

@intrepid.net "april 2007" -Shawn
will you be eaten first?
cat ironing
its a real shame
cat and a dog having sex
is it ok for a cat to live alone
Your body Property house window rock
cat attacks baby
adam and eve not adam and steve parody
meisner activities
why cats won't rule the world
what it means to be whipped
breed of people
i need to get laid yesterday
my cat eats peanuts
fish blowjobs
living truthfully under imaginary circumstances
"your body is your property"
metaphors for having sex
squirting on your mouth
nj turnpike blowjob
"Hearing people having sex"
cat sausage
hell froze over pigs have wings
girl cat peanut butter
cat squirt out bum
the bible one day at a time
fuck karla ogle
jennifer waters abstinence
what does it mean to be grown up
impressive penis
"meisner" activities
30 something wives nude
broken front window
house cats having sex
just the right size boobs
if you get eaten it's your fault
wonkified
smacked ladys arses
jazz sunday sermon
sausage smut
clutter makes you fat
dancing fisheads
why are cats so are cuddly
bible verse on i am somebody sentiment
cat whacking sticks
best way to get and a big throbbing hard on
lyrics for "lately i don't know what's come over me"
as children you should greet your father when he comes home from work
comedy song in the house there's a window in the window there's a chair
i love wednesdays
gay bald cats
jennifer waters sex lady
how to put my hello on my metro phone
can my cat eat bananas
how come bananas are so big now
you look so cute
cat born from a jar
want ironing done?
women boobs giving milk
once it gets going
rectal ramming
homosexual Satan
"want a huge cock"
ideal for shaving cats
mutant cats holding flower
fake cuss words
fixing a broken window home
cavalaro+chocolate
true love means (greeting)
why buy the pig when you can get a little sausage
MY LOVE forsaken me
easter traditions hit stick egg fertility
cannibals consent to be eaten
gosh we're all real impressed down here i can tell you

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Bunch of new ones

forming cat heads
my first letter wrote by myself
magic moments sex cat
how to draw Naughty stick people
mad lady with cats
meisner technique activities and doors examples
stick figure cat
tell me that's not for real
FIRST CAT FOUND EVER
how long before milk dries up?
eggs with giant rabbits
now im going to sodomize you
hell has frozen over pigs can fly
squirting milk from sex
plumber fondle wife
satin cigarettes
what kind of animals eat bananas
PRAGUE WACKY THINGS
reality television what people will do for money
buying a milk cow
handicapped porn
woman licked by cat
abstinence rose pin
lord i need a shower
talk about cock size cock size "huge cock"
petunia wants out of onion patch
i need to be thrashed severely
if it's not one thing it's your mother pillow

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Interestinger and interestinger...

Quite a lively bunch this week. I'm quite proud.

Christian Police Association Switzerland
real sounds of sexual intercourse
cow girls sex
MY TRUE LOVE YOU GREETING
do men really care about other men's penisis?
dog fucs cat
historic celtic sexual equality
cats milk hasn't come in
bellydancing costume Phillipines
why give away the milk for free when he can buy the cow
cat pleasuring himself
can satan harm people
pictures of cat wearing gas mask
felines rule world
nailed boobs in wood
goose rooster mutant
old sayings never when the pigs cows hell freezes over
"amuse me" voluptuous
parents birds and bees lyrics 1960's
History of Cheese Stick
how to castrate" -Nicole -Kidm "an
A woman invites a man over for dinner
not to give the milk away when nobody's bought the cow.
what to do if your cats doesnt come home all day
dancer likes anal sex
Dublin- Horse Farm-job
mutant piglet
michelle + singapore
funnel web spiders + extermination
cat house sex
fattest ass in the world
woman milk cat
spurting sperm picture
cats many years ago

Monday, March 12, 2007

Sicker and sicker

I seem to have succeeded into making my blog the place to go for sex with horses, or even sex with hourses, I'm just surprised at how many people are out there that are into that. That goes double for anything to do with Britney, by any spelling and anything shaved or bald.

There is one person in the world interested in Rick Astley.. looking for "rick astley sexual orientation". They're the only one.

Other than that...

mad cat lady
sniffle
flickr huge cock
banging his secretary
the onion cat murder
conservapedia quotes
gay mutant
"women want" "huge cock"
madonna sex with horse
odd nipples
Might because I’m a grownup now,
britney twat
sex>horses
blogspot michelle
party
Prague smut
eat own cum freeze
penis "It's so big"
sexual metaphor fast as a horse
eroscillator review
milk free
Broken Backs
what are farrel cats
Sexual Pyramid
why are so many people fuck up are into bdsm
cheeses of the roman empire era
what's the history of cheese
cats, climbing walls
cock "so big" huge women penis size
how to get what you want from a narcissist
"prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed.."
watch people get eaten
cat with no hair
Encouraging wife to give blowjobs
cheese history
want girl's milk
Beating buttocks
shaved+sex
how you know you need to get laid
horse facials
women no tits
joke food pyramid
as long as its pink
Women sex dog
"bent over the desk"

The usual...

Friday, March 02, 2007

Keep it coming, that's right..

The weirdos keep flocking! It never ceases to amaze me what people search for on the internet. Much of it sick, some of it just plain baffling. I'm still getting lots of searches for Britney, spelt correctly or uncorrectly, shaven or unshaven, knickerless or otherwise. Plenty of searches for mutants and mutated things, from boobs to family photos, anal, anal sex, horse sex and the favourite "elephants fucking" , plus cats in all predicaments. Some searches that stand out over the last week, either due to sickness, weirdness or references to my newest posts are:

why do people are sadistic?
sick frozen cum
How big was preflood man?
pig sex
obedient boy is wearing pink panties and nylons
what position do you put a pyramid on?
house metaphors
How you clean a cat funny story
proof homosexuality is wrong
gay watch
play fun came
conservapedia homosexuality
cat sitting on couch drinking beer from a bottle
Conservapedia is a much-needed alternative to Wikipedia, which is increasingly anti-Christian and anti-American.
sexual boy play himself ?
pictures of male cat penises\
joan the dear abby sexual threesome
husband who stays out all night
FUCKING IN RIDING BOOTS
a cat drinking beer
gay boy frilly apron
you broke someone's house window say to sorry
cock "so big" huge women penis size
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO GET LAID MEAN
when hell michigan froze over
photo of peter cutting ear off
how to draw boobs
where can i find pictures of cats having sex
is it ok for husbands to ask wifes for blowjobs
what's good for my cock
Evil Cat being held by guy freaking out
big cat obsessed with small cat
cat ass whacking
i can't come
strong sex cz strong
how to cook sausages
sinners in hell (charles bridge

As usual plenty of misspellings and bad grammar. A new animal makes an appearance in "pig sex", not sure where that comes from. And a lot of stuff about cats.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Hey, I know how to spell!

Another round of freaky fucks who find my blog. These are most of the last week's, excluding all the numerous searches for "mutant" something and elephants fucking. A few repeats which I only included once.

"something awful" cat
why men like blowjobs
ginormous cock
sex + horse
czech holiday whacking women with sticks
funny deformed cat pictures
cat donations
scooters, vacation, fall
bald britney with no knickers on
anything you want as long as its pink
how to cook sausages
free pictures of a women wearing a house robe and slippers chatting on computer
how will a cats survive in the wilderness
boy legs calipers photo
worth mutant
brittney bald
female sex opinions
penis size women are shallow
sexual sailing
sex
britney
sex fliker
britney bald
porn about cat people
movie sex
"i hate sport
britney bald
freeze your own cum eat later
secretary "bent over the desk"
vyvoleni sex
porn mutanten
anal sex
cat yawn
anal sex
cat eat bananas
how to cook sausages
slappers wolverhampton
blowjobs with make up on
Brittney bald
sick fever OR temperature OR chills OR coughing OR sneezing "coming down with something"
cold cat blog

A few notes. A lot of people don't know how to spell "Britney" but as I spelt it correctly in my post I'm not sure how those people found it. Oh, and I'm rather honoured to come up on the first couple of pages for "sex" and "anal sex", though I'm not sure what kind of honour it is.

Special mentions go to "boys legs calipers photo" and "freeze your own cum eat it later". They can probably be beat in weirdness, but I'm yet to get those searches.

Friday, February 09, 2007

Dump

narcissism and a man who won't help
the cat's pyjamas blog
whacking a girl
ELEPHANTS IN FUKING
what would happen if I were a mutant today
gushing sperm
personal smut
sudden impotence in young men
happy cat something awful
fuckbag mcgee
wines+sweet taste+names
you have to be a narcissist to rule the world
spider cat climbs on walls
cats with no hair
chocolate founting
Swahili Term of endearment
neked people
titts at work
Czech blowjobs
weird mutant picture
"ex boyfriend" "huge cock"
naughty people with animals doggy style
sample sounds of fellatio
when your son is a homosexual
"spain isn´t in europe"
czech
budgies apartment landlord
what does smut mean
art for dummies
long slim legs
Wife does not give blow jobs
not a dog a mutant cat
real cat sounds
+photoshop +mutant
its all my fault
cat pictures I'm in you computer
why is a big penis so important to women
most emailed photos
it's a real shame
nudes women playing in the slush pics
"ran * into me" knocked flat
sick cat can't walk
cat scrotums
who invented pants
"My love why have you forsaken me"
Jackie Detweiller
how to write an erotic letter
better fuck
"things to do with cats"
help my cat is climbing the walls
blank stare emoticon
"wouldn't start" -battery
i can hear walking on the flat below
another word for climbing the walls
history of cheese
cat Sylvester
savanna samson reality tv
gbd good boy
warning may cause harm to
Jackie Detweiller
gay preferred cock size
cow pay
American Caesar Iggy Pop
Colin Farrel
real dead people photos
cock mutant
women head hairless little
cat sounds
Catalin Vasii
bent OVER THE DESK
we regret to inform you that your application
"No Pie?" cat
mutant boobs
bananas good for cats to eat
mutant penis
cat bunny mutant
history of cheese
german food pyramid
LEGALITY TO HAVE BEAR RUG
"World War One gas mask"
bible scripture ear cut off
cat and elephants
remove this fucking yahoo toolbar
broken backs
slovakia porn
cat ear cuts
kind of like splitting
man snorts cat
cat wearing boots
elephants fucking
"cat sounds" sex
ALL ABUOT CATS
"goody 2 shoes" + originated
bent over a desk
person with no nipples
prositutes in prague
faggots must die
how to draw peoples boobs
how to write an erotic letter
stephen colbert nude
teletubby mutant
horse facials
michelle +doggy-style
colin farrel
vyvoleni slovakia
oh, shit cat
blogger template cats
cat cant move his bowels
mutant titties
why was pants invented
does the banana skin kill you
britney spears smut
cat porn
cat sounds
slovakia porn
mutant people
now you.be
man's man colloquialism
nudist farm
cats attack babies
smut porn blogger
something really uninteresting
transvestites Prague
goody two shoes means
porn smut
list of talents
no tits
neked people
Do mutants really exist?
i want to kill him
husband is mean with housekeeping money
mutant fucking
Horse facials
mutant boobs
savannah samson
amateur photos
christians and nipples
real dead people
smooths nudist older
beating buttocks
sex mutant
cat broke in house
things to do to cats
weird things to do to cats
Cats whacking someone
fuking of elephants

Saturday, January 20, 2007

What the kids want..

You might be wondering what the most popular search term I get for Mutant Cat is. I wonder too. I don't actually have it on record, but when you see certain things come up again and again, and again... and again and again and again, you can probably guess that it's a pretty popular one.

I will be honest and say that I think that the very most common search term I get for the blog is "mutant cat". I don't bother to put it on the lists because it comes up again and again, and it doesn't tell us much.

After that, one that keeps coming up, almost every time I look through my referrals, is one that brings up the post when I blogged this photo. It is of a figurine of 2 elephants, to put it plainly, fucking. And so I named the post Two elephants fucking. Ever since then I've had someone finding the blog by looking up "elephants fucking' at least once a day, sometimes more. So much that, I am proud to say, the post is number 1 on Google for that term. It's a small claim to fame, but at least I have one.