More fun

A few recent ones that stood out amongst the usual smut I get. Not that it's all non smut.. but when it's smut at least it's unusual smut.

mutant cleaning mop
when god is bored he creates cats
how to make him your slave blowjob
a link from the cat family
get to draw and screw up a retarded cat's face
when was pants invented
sadistic sex handjobs

The times, they change..

It's been a long time, so it will be interesting to see how the common search terms change over time..

Here are my most recent google searches:

anal on horse
sex horse
life is hard cat
anal by horse
who invented pants
cat fucking
cieling lights
gay bare ass whipping
blowjobs for fun
Transvestites in Prague
horse anal

Well, there are a couple of new there. Theme seems to be about the same though..

Back again

I haven't done this for a while.. so here's a dump of my latest ones.


his cock was so big
different meanings of "wise one"
cat fucking - 4
elephants fucking x 9
101 things to do with a dead cat
things to do with cats
spears likes anal sex
impressive size cock
how to cook sausages
sex horse - anal sex horse - anal sex with horse x 11
a better fuck
adult humour
back to school cat
sex+free+milk
he's cock is so big
is it ok to have one cat
things to do for cats
what satan can't do what god can
my cats daily kills blogger
free sex milk
miss tape
stephen colbert nude

Same old shit, it seems.

I gotta bring a cat to class one of these days..

Time for another round of "what the weirdos are looking for"..

I'm still getting the overwhelming bunch of sick fucks looking for combinations of anal sex or sex with horses or anal sex with horses... who'd have thought there were so many people looking for that shit, and that they think they'll find it on my blog? The world is a strange place.

I've been getting a lot of people looking for meisner, or meisner technique, which is nice, as it's something that's actually relevant for a change. And I'm already well up their on the google search for those terms, which just goes to show that there isn't all that much out there on Meisner, or his technique or all the schools that teach it.

And of course the usual weird stuff that defies categorization. It's amazing how people keep coming up with new weird stuff that simply would never occur to me to search for. Here's my most recent ones.

@intrepid.net "april 2007" -Shawn
will you be eaten first?
cat ironing
its a real shame
cat and a dog having sex
is it ok for a cat to live alone
Your body Property house window rock
cat attacks baby
adam and eve not adam and steve parody
meisner activities
why cats won't rule the world
what it means to be whipped
breed of people
i need to get laid yesterday
my cat eats peanuts
fish blowjobs
living truthfully under imaginary circumstances
"your body is your property"
metaphors for having sex
squirting on your mouth
nj turnpike blowjob
"Hearing people having sex"
cat sausage
hell froze over pigs have wings
girl cat peanut butter
cat squirt out bum
the bible one day at a time
fuck karla ogle
jennifer waters abstinence
what does it mean to be grown up
impressive penis
"meisner" activities
30 something wives nude
broken front window
house cats having sex
just the right size boobs
if you get eaten it's your fault
wonkified
smacked ladys arses
jazz sunday sermon
sausage smut
clutter makes you fat
dancing fisheads
why are cats so are cuddly
bible verse on i am somebody sentiment
cat whacking sticks
best way to get and a big throbbing hard on
lyrics for "lately i don't know what's come over me"
as children you should greet your father when he comes home from work
comedy song in the house there's a window in the window there's a chair
i love wednesdays
gay bald cats
jennifer waters sex lady
how to put my hello on my metro phone
can my cat eat bananas
how come bananas are so big now
you look so cute
cat born from a jar
want ironing done?
women boobs giving milk
once it gets going
rectal ramming
homosexual Satan
"want a huge cock"
ideal for shaving cats
mutant cats holding flower
fake cuss words
fixing a broken window home
cavalaro+chocolate
true love means (greeting)
why buy the pig when you can get a little sausage
MY LOVE forsaken me
easter traditions hit stick egg fertility
cannibals consent to be eaten
gosh we're all real impressed down here i can tell you

Bunch of new ones

forming cat heads
my first letter wrote by myself
magic moments sex cat
how to draw Naughty stick people
mad lady with cats
meisner technique activities and doors examples
stick figure cat
tell me that's not for real
FIRST CAT FOUND EVER
how long before milk dries up?
eggs with giant rabbits
now im going to sodomize you
hell has frozen over pigs can fly
squirting milk from sex
plumber fondle wife
satin cigarettes
what kind of animals eat bananas
PRAGUE WACKY THINGS
reality television what people will do for money
buying a milk cow
handicapped porn
woman licked by cat
abstinence rose pin
lord i need a shower
talk about cock size cock size "huge cock"
petunia wants out of onion patch
i need to be thrashed severely
if it's not one thing it's your mother pillow

Interestinger and interestinger...

Quite a lively bunch this week. I'm quite proud.

Christian Police Association Switzerland
real sounds of sexual intercourse
cow girls sex
MY TRUE LOVE YOU GREETING
do men really care about other men's penisis?
dog fucs cat
historic celtic sexual equality
cats milk hasn't come in
bellydancing costume Phillipines
why give away the milk for free when he can buy the cow
cat pleasuring himself
can satan harm people
pictures of cat wearing gas mask
felines rule world
nailed boobs in wood
goose rooster mutant
old sayings never when the pigs cows hell freezes over
"amuse me" voluptuous
parents birds and bees lyrics 1960's
History of Cheese Stick
how to castrate" -Nicole -Kidm "an
A woman invites a man over for dinner
not to give the milk away when nobody's bought the cow.
what to do if your cats doesnt come home all day
dancer likes anal sex
Dublin- Horse Farm-job
mutant piglet
michelle + singapore
funnel web spiders + extermination
cat house sex
fattest ass in the world
woman milk cat
spurting sperm picture
cats many years ago

Sicker and sicker

I seem to have succeeded into making my blog the place to go for sex with horses, or even sex with hourses, I'm just surprised at how many people are out there that are into that. That goes double for anything to do with Britney, by any spelling and anything shaved or bald.

There is one person in the world interested in Rick Astley.. looking for "rick astley sexual orientation". They're the only one.

Other than that...

mad cat lady
sniffle
flickr huge cock
banging his secretary
the onion cat murder
conservapedia quotes
gay mutant
"women want" "huge cock"
madonna sex with horse
odd nipples
Might because I’m a grownup now,
britney twat
sex>horses
blogspot michelle
party
Prague smut
eat own cum freeze
penis "It's so big"
sexual metaphor fast as a horse
eroscillator review
milk free
Broken Backs
what are farrel cats
Sexual Pyramid
why are so many people fuck up are into bdsm
cheeses of the roman empire era
what's the history of cheese
cats, climbing walls
cock "so big" huge women penis size
how to get what you want from a narcissist
"prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed.."
watch people get eaten
cat with no hair
Encouraging wife to give blowjobs
cheese history
want girl's milk
Beating buttocks
shaved+sex
how you know you need to get laid
horse facials
women no tits
joke food pyramid
as long as its pink
Women sex dog
"bent over the desk"

The usual...

Keep it coming, that's right..

The weirdos keep flocking! It never ceases to amaze me what people search for on the internet. Much of it sick, some of it just plain baffling. I'm still getting lots of searches for Britney, spelt correctly or uncorrectly, shaven or unshaven, knickerless or otherwise. Plenty of searches for mutants and mutated things, from boobs to family photos, anal, anal sex, horse sex and the favourite "elephants fucking" , plus cats in all predicaments. Some searches that stand out over the last week, either due to sickness, weirdness or references to my newest posts are:

why do people are sadistic?
sick frozen cum
How big was preflood man?
pig sex
obedient boy is wearing pink panties and nylons
what position do you put a pyramid on?
house metaphors
How you clean a cat funny story
proof homosexuality is wrong
gay watch
play fun came
conservapedia homosexuality
cat sitting on couch drinking beer from a bottle
Conservapedia is a much-needed alternative to Wikipedia, which is increasingly anti-Christian and anti-American.
sexual boy play himself ?
pictures of male cat penises\
joan the dear abby sexual threesome
husband who stays out all night
FUCKING IN RIDING BOOTS
a cat drinking beer
gay boy frilly apron
you broke someone's house window say to sorry
cock "so big" huge women penis size
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO GET LAID MEAN
when hell michigan froze over
photo of peter cutting ear off
how to draw boobs
where can i find pictures of cats having sex
is it ok for husbands to ask wifes for blowjobs
what's good for my cock
Evil Cat being held by guy freaking out
big cat obsessed with small cat
cat ass whacking
i can't come
strong sex cz strong
how to cook sausages
sinners in hell (charles bridge

As usual plenty of misspellings and bad grammar. A new animal makes an appearance in "pig sex", not sure where that comes from. And a lot of stuff about cats.

Hey, I know how to spell!

Another round of freaky fucks who find my blog. These are most of the last week's, excluding all the numerous searches for "mutant" something and elephants fucking. A few repeats which I only included once.

"something awful" cat
why men like blowjobs
ginormous cock
sex + horse
czech holiday whacking women with sticks
funny deformed cat pictures
cat donations
scooters, vacation, fall
bald britney with no knickers on
anything you want as long as its pink
how to cook sausages
free pictures of a women wearing a house robe and slippers chatting on computer
how will a cats survive in the wilderness
boy legs calipers photo
worth mutant
brittney bald
female sex opinions
penis size women are shallow
sexual sailing
sex
britney
sex fliker
britney bald
porn about cat people
movie sex
"i hate sport
britney bald
freeze your own cum eat later
secretary "bent over the desk"
vyvoleni sex
porn mutanten
anal sex
cat yawn
anal sex
cat eat bananas
how to cook sausages
slappers wolverhampton
blowjobs with make up on
Brittney bald
sick fever OR temperature OR chills OR coughing OR sneezing "coming down with something"
cold cat blog

A few notes. A lot of people don't know how to spell "Britney" but as I spelt it correctly in my post I'm not sure how those people found it. Oh, and I'm rather honoured to come up on the first couple of pages for "sex" and "anal sex", though I'm not sure what kind of honour it is.

Special mentions go to "boys legs calipers photo" and "freeze your own cum eat it later". They can probably be beat in weirdness, but I'm yet to get those searches.

Dump

narcissism and a man who won't help
the cat's pyjamas blog
whacking a girl
ELEPHANTS IN FUKING
what would happen if I were a mutant today
gushing sperm
personal smut
sudden impotence in young men
happy cat something awful
fuckbag mcgee
wines+sweet taste+names
you have to be a narcissist to rule the world
spider cat climbs on walls
cats with no hair
chocolate founting
Swahili Term of endearment
neked people
titts at work
Czech blowjobs
weird mutant picture
"ex boyfriend" "huge cock"
naughty people with animals doggy style
sample sounds of fellatio
when your son is a homosexual
"spain isn´t in europe"
czech
budgies apartment landlord
what does smut mean
art for dummies
long slim legs
Wife does not give blow jobs
not a dog a mutant cat
real cat sounds
+photoshop +mutant
its all my fault
cat pictures I'm in you computer
why is a big penis so important to women
most emailed photos
it's a real shame
nudes women playing in the slush pics
"ran * into me" knocked flat
sick cat can't walk
cat scrotums
who invented pants
"My love why have you forsaken me"
Jackie Detweiller
how to write an erotic letter
better fuck
"things to do with cats"
help my cat is climbing the walls
blank stare emoticon
"wouldn't start" -battery
i can hear walking on the flat below
another word for climbing the walls
history of cheese
cat Sylvester
savanna samson reality tv
gbd good boy
warning may cause harm to
Jackie Detweiller
gay preferred cock size
cow pay
American Caesar Iggy Pop
Colin Farrel
real dead people photos
cock mutant
women head hairless little
cat sounds
Catalin Vasii
bent OVER THE DESK
we regret to inform you that your application
"No Pie?" cat
mutant boobs
bananas good for cats to eat
mutant penis
cat bunny mutant
history of cheese
german food pyramid
LEGALITY TO HAVE BEAR RUG
"World War One gas mask"
bible scripture ear cut off
cat and elephants
remove this fucking yahoo toolbar
broken backs
slovakia porn
cat ear cuts
kind of like splitting
man snorts cat
cat wearing boots
elephants fucking
"cat sounds" sex
ALL ABUOT CATS
"goody 2 shoes" + originated
bent over a desk
person with no nipples
prositutes in prague
faggots must die
how to draw peoples boobs
how to write an erotic letter
stephen colbert nude
teletubby mutant
horse facials
michelle +doggy-style
colin farrel
vyvoleni slovakia
oh, shit cat
blogger template cats
cat cant move his bowels
mutant titties
why was pants invented
does the banana skin kill you
britney spears smut
cat porn
cat sounds
slovakia porn
mutant people
now you.be
man's man colloquialism
nudist farm
cats attack babies
smut porn blogger
something really uninteresting
transvestites Prague
goody two shoes means
porn smut
list of talents
no tits
neked people
Do mutants really exist?
i want to kill him
husband is mean with housekeeping money
mutant fucking
Horse facials
mutant boobs
savannah samson
amateur photos
christians and nipples
real dead people
smooths nudist older
beating buttocks
sex mutant
cat broke in house
things to do to cats
weird things to do to cats
Cats whacking someone
fuking of elephants

What the kids want..

You might be wondering what the most popular search term I get for Mutant Cat is. I wonder too. I don't actually have it on record, but when you see certain things come up again and again, and again... and again and again and again, you can probably guess that it's a pretty popular one.

I will be honest and say that I think that the very most common search term I get for the blog is "mutant cat". I don't bother to put it on the lists because it comes up again and again, and it doesn't tell us much.

After that, one that keeps coming up, almost every time I look through my referrals, is one that brings up the post when I blogged this photo. It is of a figurine of 2 elephants, to put it plainly, fucking. And so I named the post Two elephants fucking. Ever since then I've had someone finding the blog by looking up "elephants fucking' at least once a day, sometimes more. So much that, I am proud to say, the post is number 1 on Google for that term. It's a small claim to fame, but at least I have one.

Happy New Year!

A bunch of recent-ish search terms, submitted without comment:

worried husband is gay
what makes Satan come out
i love wednesdays
cat and milk game
fox news on sleep and mutant
mushroom cloud porn
ancient greek, go and fuck yourself
whacking girls
How do you punish cats if there been naughty
'Blessing of my god'
"yes your highness"
animal mutant creator
how to write an erotic letter
stripclub reality shows
boyfriends 30s
why people buy glasses
feminists penis size
odd nipples blog
Cats needs; what to get a cat on it's first day
men eating own cum
advantages of a big penis
cat dog mutants
"Never hug a Swiss cow, hikers told Responding to numerous "reports of unpleasant meetings between hikers and cattle" along Switzerland's picture-perfect Al"
what does smut mean
women want a big penis
kiwi seeds ok to eat
alright, already
cat sweet taste
is eating your own cum safe
If It's Not One thing It's your Mother pillow
eaten by cat
mutant cooks
smut blowjobs
can't concentrate horny tempting internet
blow jobs disgusting
Why are some men penis so large
cat dog mutant
history of cheese sticks
girls in there panty
good wedding night fucking
naughty boys captured girls and have sex with them
flickr / pictures of male penis
funny cat speaking
german penis in vagina
shower hat
embarrassing a cat
things men want, blowjobs
fuy cat
noisy blowjobs
pics of people fucking elephants
blogger awards
how do dicks get so big?
what does the cat's pajamas mean?
thrashed arse
cat, sorry
cat stuff and No dog stuff
"dealing with sexual frustration"
are blowjobs always welcome
kid mutant german
stick figure cat
inserted into arses
mean things to do to cats
cat attack baby
cat with little head
do most men get blowjobs
sex in big brother slovak
odd object insertions
real photos of dead people
czech blowjobs
oh its on like ...
why are penis so big
evil evil sexsex
Bon Apetite + tv show
big penis attraction
"draw on my boobs"
who will be eaten first
"There`s a world where I can go and tell my secrets"
make penis bigger in photoshop
men with mutant dicks
housewife guideline
cat has orgasms
penis mutant
cats leave me alone
grumble karaoke
hair donations in prague
satan steals sexuality
ambiguously ethnic
tell how big a guys penis is
do all men love blow jobs
utube smut
This day many years ago
who invented pants
it's worth a try
two horses fucking
corn is bad
real life living animal mutants
people with broken backs
why husbands need blowjobs
fucking in elephants
free facials
why are men so shallow

List

Presented without comment.

alpine woman eaten by cats
men who have cunts
mutant tits
hairy dykes
101 THINGS TO DO WITH a cat
icon shaking hands
prague prositution
transvestites in prague
cat fucking
elephants fucking
dead kennedys blog
cat + satan
Elephants Fucking Elephents
smut porn
mutant penis
cleaning one's own room
"Contract of Wifely Expectations"
czech republic smut
i don't want to be funny, i want to get laid
mutant fuckups .com
all men are jerks
do women want big penisis
are bananas good for cats to eat
when does "sex" become PORN?
cock impressive man
huge cock obsessed
being gay in the czech republic
mad old cat lady
silent and grey
mutant boobs

Nipple blogspot

That's what I seem to be now, according to someone.

I'm getting the usual perverts looking for cat penis photos, and sperm gushing. I keep telling them it's not the place to look, but they keep coming back.

And I don't have any masochist slippers either. Or cat nipples and I'm not sure what "I'm only here for the beer cat" means, though I think it fits.

Oh and somebody really, really wants to see Britney Spears naked. I mean, they didn't just look up Britney Spears nude, or Britney Spears naked, or Britney Spears no clothes, but "britney spears stripped naked-no clothes".

Give you one guess.

I just got someone who found my blog by searching for "spearm on boobs".

Now, I've become rather desensitized too the kind of smut that people look for on the internet through all these months of looking up search stats, but I thought that at least the kind of perverts who find me would be able to spell.

Guess where he's from, guess. Ok, so I'm not sure it's actually a he, but they are definitely from a country that borders the Czech Republic to the west, Austria to the north and has a city called Berlin. So guess.

I'm not going to give you any clues as to the person who looked up "you bugger that hurt" though. If you can't figure out where they're from, then you've no business reading such high calibre blogs as this.

An update

It's been a long time since the last posting, but a recent comment made me realise it was time to get back to documenting the weird and wonderful search terms that lead to my (rather neglected at the moment) regular blog Mutant Cat.

Of course there's the usual mutants, mutant nipples, mutant tits, mutant budgies, mutant cats in film and tv etc, etc.

The usual freaks that want to do nasty things to cats, but I don't want to talk about it. Other cat stuff like cat nipples, no hair cats, oh my cat.

As you know a fair number of sexual deviants go looking for something on my blog, and of course don't find it! Including but not limited too,
beating buttocks
do a lot of men have big dicks?
shaving Ryans' privates
giant boobs
handicapped porn
strange anal sex
women amazed by big cock sperm on boobs
large object insertion,
and
elephants fucking, (many times)

And stuff that has no category,

perfect wife ribbon in your hair
prayers in german
Michelle is a big dork

They got that one right!

Pictures that make you say "oh my god".
free pics of exotic dancers in brevard county
living next door to Satan "quiz"

How to prepare mutant sperm for cats

Another roundup. I haven't done this for about 2 weeks so I'm going to pick out just the weirdest and best. And what a weird bunch it is too! As usual, mutants are popular:
mutant family
mutant quiz
mutant boobs
mutant cook
mutant sized cock
mutant big cats
mutant dildo
mutant cocks.cum
mutant babies
gay mutant cooks
mutant nipples
mutant domestic housecats
people that are mutant like

and cats of course,

bible cats satan
what does it mean when a cat wags its tail
worlds most funniest talking cats
HOW TO MAKE THINGS FOR CATS
cat climbers that go on walls
meaning of cat sounds
cats in hystory
grumble the cat
edible cat
fun things to do with cats
female sexual satisfaction CAT position
men shagging cats
cats broccoli
the cat shit on the neighbours cat

I particularly like the last one. Of course half of those could be in the weird sex, perversions and looking for nudie photos category, which I go to now,

"bent over the desk" secretary
elephants fucking
obsessed with sperm
sneaky look at boobs
when harry wet sally
recipe scrotum
asparagus sperm flavour
BLOWJOBS PHOTOS
and not one thing about blowjobs
wife holds chicken for her husband to screw
family blowjobs

I worry about civilization sometimes. The following are all in the "bigot asshole fuckwit of some variety" category, of course those looking up these terms might be looking for the homobigots or stuff about ideal 1950s housewives just for information and possibly to rip their ideals to threads, of which I approve,

God sent AIDS to punish gays
have dinner ready...
faggots must die
easy to prepare meals for him

Karolina Vrbasova of Vyvoleni fame has been up to something. All of a sudden I got searches for her name either on it's own, or combined with the words "porn" or "nude" or "turnips". Ok, not turnips. I made that up.

Random.

actress wants to be eaten
the wonderful rowr
beer cheese soup history
still the fairest of them all
i like to wallow in my misery
the shame of the dead

I've got the photos to prove it.

I swear the things people want to do to cats is beginning to disturb me. This week I got "cat getting it's head chopped off" as well as the mindboggling "guy snorts cat". A real wtf? moment that was.

People are just mean in general, not just to cats, I got a few for "people getting their heads chopped off" and more than one variation on someone getting eaten first. In fact I get a lot of "getting eaten" searches of some sort, referring to people. And one for the mild misanthrope, "I find most people boring". The "pictures of lambs getting eaten" person was probably looking for something gory, but I'm not sure.

And of course a lot of non-offensive cat stuff. People seem to know I have information about cats here, like "wow what is the best cat to have", "what can you give a cat with a sore throat", "cat test how much do youi know about cats" and "important questions for a cat".

Mutants. Mutant photos, mutant farm and "mutant attire pictures".

Some people are pining for the traditional life, I got "housewife guidelines 1950s" and "perfect wife have dinner ready". Fuck em. I hope they die. Unless they're looking for something to mock and ridicule, of course. And the "nostalgia is politically naive" person probably agrees.

Sex. Sex, sex, sex. There's always a bunch of it in my site stats and this week is no exception. Blowjobs, boobs, "blog" kneeling in front of you, neked people, ginormous cock, between boobs and my favorite, "how to let people know you have a big cock". My answer to that question is use Flickr. It's amazing what you find there.

Miscellaneous: grumble quiz, grumble grumble, the depths of despair, whadda ya know, godly sms, they are little treasures and he would, pronounce Prague.

I have an answer to the last one, if it is in fact a question. You pronounce it, "Prague".

And one person obviously came to the right place. They were looking up, "men are disgusting". I'm proud to say I'm #2 on Google for that phrase. Need to work on getting to the #1 spot.

Ooh, that's naughty!

"Mutant cooks" seem to be popular, I'll have to do a feature on them soon, as yet again I got someone searching for them. Other searches that don't seem to fit in anywhere are, "giant rabbits czech republic", and "hell mi in winter". 

Other than that they seem to fit in either the perve category, "bra panties men shave underarms", "spurting sperm, and "sperm spurting", the cat category, "post birth cat nipples", "mean things to do to cats" twice, (note to those who put in those search terms, please DIE!), "kittens rule the world" (much better), or both, as in "cat sperm women".

Doing strange things with cats.

These people.

"Cat turnip", "cats and humans getting sexual", "doom feline". Not all at the same time of course. That would be weird.

Satan remains popular. I got one for "what the bible says about playing with satan" and "pictures of satan before evil and now". And I thought he was always a bad guy, but what do I know?

Nothing about "facials" (or skincare in general :o), "mutant help"? Er, can't help you there. And I certainly don't know about "gushing sperm" I mean, really!

"Embarrassing experiences" I could tell you about, but I won't. And I'm sorry, I don't know what to do in the situation where a "wife wants threesome husband doesn't". Proof of female horniness? That not all men will jump on anything that moves? Na, too far fetched.