Draw On My Boobs

I spose this is worth something..

2010-08-16T10:34:00.001+02:00

got a few interesting hits for the blog this week.. 2 weeks er however long the 5 pages lasts for..

bikini assassins maureen murphy
nude blogspot profile

and.. that's about it. Otherwise it's the same old bullshit.

all is not lost...

2010-07-23T22:03:00.006+02:00

ok so stats for the blog have become completely uninteresting.. don't know why after much time of posting stuff about my mundane day to day, totally non smutty life I get nothing but google image searches or people searching for certain rude word combinations that I like wrote once in the entire history of the blog but there you have it...

yesterday, users of google images found my photos on flickr using these search terms..

1	karluv most
2	tall skinny dog
3	mecca прага фото
4	ms shoes
5	sitting alone
6	greatest love
7	home alone 2
8	skinny dog
9	shoes only
10	light man
11	praha snow
12	tall skinny dogs

and that's pretty much it

grumbles and stuff

2010-07-05T10:48:00.000+02:00

well..

I dunno what the fuck is up with the searches but I still get nothing but google imgres which leads you to nothing. No fair! Well I did get a couple of mutant cats and some fucking elephants... it's amazing how many people look up fucking elephants.. seriously.

but mostly it's quite boring. No fair!

Here I was all ready to post again..

2010-05-14T15:24:00.000+02:00

and I look through my stats.. and there's nothing! Literally nothing!

Not literally nothing as in no visitors, or literally nothing as in.. well nothing as we understand it when we really mean nothing as opposed to "not much" or "not exactly what we were looking for".. but more the definition which equals "not exactly what we were looking for"...

almost the entire last 5 pages was taken up by google image searches, which never yielded anything too interesting and on top of that now don't seem to show you what was in the search bar! There were a few regular searches.. I think there was a fucking elephants in there.. and something else which has been repeated so often it's not worth mentioning, but other than that.. nothing!

*grumbles and stuff*

It's been a long time.

2010-02-05T16:50:00.002+01:00

I thought I was due for an update. Here are the latest search terms I've gotten.. the ones worthy of being noted that is.

you can get eatyen first
cat climbing walls something wrong
don't leave your future husband holding a bare stem
meisner difficult activity
wintry mix means
pictures of cat giving birth
see that little goblin
Satan come out and play
Why Is My Cat Sneezing so Much
mutan cat who is a person
"What was Robert Benchley?", National Review, June 16, 1997

More on the photo stuff..

2009-06-17T19:40:00.002+02:00

Search terms that have led people to my flickr stream, so far today:

1 nuzzles 1
2 pictures of scary castle hallway
3 huge erection
4 guy showing huge erection
5 toilet sculpture dennis oppenheim
6 "cats in the grass"
7 big erection
8 huge erections pics
9 cool ghosts
10 how to make a tequila bom bom
11 big erection images

Still with those huge erections.. will people ever get over it.

Site stats

2009-06-04T15:33:00.003+02:00

That's what the blog's about, and here they are. Some of them.

"sheer volume" il volume
rudolfo bunch people zippyshare
can a cat give a blowjob
old mid 30's
getting the whip
feminist buy the cow when you get the milk for free
oh wise one
if a cat look at u what does it mean
Duck Sunday

I'm only updating this because I like the goblin one.

2009-05-04T19:09:00.001+02:00

From my flickr stats.

1 stick figures sports
2 see a little goblin
3 big erection pics
4 tall skinny dogs
5 huge erections, huge balls
6 toilet trees
7 huge erections pics

Self analyzing.

2009-04-22T15:42:00.003+02:00

I'm going to do something a bit different and put up some of the search terms for this very blog. Not as many hits as my other obvs, but there's a fair bit of sludge to wade through.. as can be imagined..

milk draw from women boobs
"nailed boobs"
sounds of fellatio (non boob related search term #1)
bald womenboobs
boobs are handicapped
horsefacials.com (ahem!) (non boob related search term #2)
innocent Awesome milking boobs
www.spermonboobs.com
“lately i don't know what's come over”lyrics (non boob related search term #3)
"draw on my boobs" (I think I know who this was :P)
karolina vrbasova (non boob related search term #4)
"riding boots" "my cock" (non boob related search term #5)
how to draw the best boobs pictures
strangeanalsex (non boob related search term #6)
naked cze lady boobs (my personal fave)
pics of huge erections (non boob related search term #7)
www.womenheadhairless.com (non boob related search term #8)
whack the boobs
boobs nipples blogspot
my boobs
my birds boobs pics (from the UK, can you tell)
mutanten Huge Boob
3 feet boobs
yesterdays pictures of boobs
boobs mutant
Boobs Bunny Michelle Pictures (?)
boobies dump
women bent over desk pictures (non boob related search term #9)
mutant boobs (nice mix of the 2 blogs there)
nipples blogspot
photocopying boobs (there are a lot of this one, I won't bother repeating each incidence)

So there you go.

A small offerring..

2009-04-08T11:56:00.002+02:00

Not much worth salvaging out of the muck this time, but here are a few:

questionsnobodyeverasks.com
CAN HAZ NO MOAR HANGOVER KTHX
cat lays eggs

Fun with Flickr

2009-03-19T11:47:00.002+01:00

Time to check out some Flickr stats again, these searches are from yesterday, first of all from yahoo images:

1 bath
2 feet
3 old modern computer
4 bed
5 siamese twins
6 frock

very simple, almost symmetrical with the one word searches, but someone had to throw "feet" in there, always the feet! Extra points for the word "frock" and the oxymoronic "old modern computer". Not a bad list.

google images:

1 krusovice
2 garfield in car window
3 bad girls smok
4 only shoes
5 skinny dogs

always has to be one misspelling. And something about the feet :Z

1 karluv most
2 magnificent erection
3 free huge erection pics
4 big erection
5 big balls make erection difficult

er... um..

Enough with the questions already??

2009-03-12T14:44:00.003+01:00

Interesting bunch.. a lot of questions, and I learnt about odd socks day, pretty cool.
ocd avoiding numbers
difficult activity for meisner
milk men pay
something you didn't know
27th march world wear odd socks day
begging begging you words
who invented pant and for who he invented
What does it mean if you dream about mutant cats with three heads?
"WISE ONE" BEER
quit asking me where I'm from
what country are giant mutant cats be found
milk being extracted from female boobs
it's snowing outside
oh wise one

Looking for photos?

2009-02-24T13:45:00.003+01:00

Back to Flickr for a bit, here are the search terms that people found my photos through yahoo images yesterday:

1 twins
2 bed
3 feet
4 flikr
5 bath pics
6 pédés
7 bath
8 supermarket meat
9 siamese twins.
10 moulin rouge
11 celeb fashion
12 sideboob
13 the munsters house

some are common repeats, but supermarket meat and celeb fashion are a bit new.

oh you people..

2009-02-19T16:15:00.003+01:00

A few worth mentioning..

milk as a metaphor
women live Donkey
tell me mutant
fine strong cats
"a letter to mothers and daughters"
nodoby - (yes I misspelled "nobody" in a post title)

and the winner for this week, I love it when people get really specific,

cannibals bigger people at a disadvantage the two people voted will fight to the death

Ask a wierdass question..

2009-02-10T16:24:00.004+01:00

you get me.. and wether I answer you or not is debatable, but I'd say in most cases.. no.

why can't my work pay for milk? is one of those.

The person who looked up "15 reasons why i'm awesome" however, might have found what they were looking for, if they spent enough time :)

Oh you confused people..

2009-02-04T16:40:00.003+01:00

A couple of questions from the last few days..

midi what i have done
oh wise and toothless one
fixing my house broken window
difficult meisner activities
wise one meaning
something you didn't know about me
meaning of leave it up to you

A new set of weirdos altogether..

2009-01-31T17:29:00.002+01:00

A few weeks ago I introduced my flickr stats to this blog, I began with an overview of all the favourite searches that lead to my flickr page. The stats are updated daily so you are able to check the stats for the last day and the last week. Usually, it's more of the same, searches are broken up by search engine and the usual ones are represented, Flickr is fused with yahoo so yahoo searches come up pretty high and of course there's the ominous google.. I usually get a bunch from yahoo, yahoo images, google and google images, and perhaps some from another lesser search engine like deputy dog or something like that..

anyay.. now if anyone actually ever reads and out of those people any are still reading, here are some example, from yesterday's search terms from google.com

1 balloon in prague
2 tips for baby photos crawling baby
3 pretty tit
4 huge big bulging balls
5 how the big erection
6 /reader/view/
7 naughty baby photos
8 photos of naughty baby
9 huge erection

just so you know, my photostream is pretty innocent, full of pretty pictures of birds, kitties, sculptures and such, I just like to have fun with the titling sometimes, like I explained in my introductory flickr stat post.. and tits are birds, if you want to know.

yesterday's searches from google images

1 sitting alone
2 skinny dog
3 photocopy boobs
4 view from letna park
5 krusovice beer
6 photocopying boobs
7 praha vaclavak
8 the greatest love
9 prague tower babies
10 velkopovický kozel
11 kozel
12 interesting chairs
13 tram cafe
14 velkopopovicky kozel
15 kozel beer

Ok, yes I did photocopy my boobs :)

guffaw!

2009-01-21T15:45:00.003+01:00

I know, I just updated yesterday, but I just came across something I wanted to note down. Someone in Germany just searched for blowjob cat crazy and came across my blog. It just gets sillier and sillier..

ps..

someone's just looked up "Miss so fit to cat".. what the bark does that mean? And why do people start looking up oddly cute and cool stuff just after I've posted an entry?

Something to peruse if you haven't got anything better to do

2009-01-20T13:30:00.002+01:00

Back to the blog. Here are some of the good ones, as usual it's a mix, including the naughty, dirty, silly, imperceptible and dare I say relevant.

prepared for a punishment whipping
letter about myself
cat-bird mutant
anything you want as long as its pink
satan staan
husband buttfucked hubby
can the devil come out
avoiding teen pregnancy education tape
i prefer to eat

Introducing..

2009-01-09T15:33:00.003+01:00

Huge erection resting on big balls.
Originally uploaded by Ms Kat

My flickr stats.

As much fun as the other, but new! I've been flickring for some time, but the stats are relatively recently introduced, and up until now, have not been reported on this blog. As it's the first time I will give you a list of my the most popular google searches that have led to my flickr photos of all time..

1 huge erection
2 karluv most
3 toilet trees
5 pretty tit
6
toilet tree
7 naughty baby photo
8 naughty baby pictures
9 droopy
dog
10 naughty babies photos
11 krusovice
12 huge erection pictures
13 karlův most
14 empty square
15 huge balls
16 smažený sýr
17 naughty baby photos
18 leedsguyuk1
19 prague snow
20 prague
in snow
21 huge erection pics
23 pictures of huge erections
25 tit

If you're wandering what that is there on the right, it's the very "huge erection" that is so popular.. in Karlovy Vary in case you cared :)

oh and the naughty baby is me, as a baby, behaving in what could be considered a naughty manner, and not some sick shit that the phrase conjures up.. honestly, people!

and a tit is a bird.

One I'd consider a doozy

2008-12-27T13:06:00.001+01:00

Someone came upon my blog looking up "how to keep the house looking pretty and feminine".

all I can say is, I hope they learnt something :)

Back for a bit

2008-12-22T16:51:00.002+01:00

I thought I'd look up the ole stats again, and surprisingly enough I found some interesting stuff in there.. sure, a lot of the same old shit, but peppered throughout is some cool stuff..

first, the cat stuff
cat+christmas+photos
cat wants pie
why was my cat climbing the walls?
i want a cat dammnit
wrists cat

and also cat related, though it's not evident immediately..
one day we will rule the world

random
KNOW SOMETHING that u didn't told me
Who said you can have anything want as long as it's black
"Another Wacky Adventure"
cheese history

and smut, there's plenty of it, but, like I said before it's mostly the same old shit, I thought this was funny though

old woman fuck too

and that's it. I might get into the habit of posting my flickr stats in the near future.. so stay tuned.. and have a merry christmas and all that in the mean time.

Bump

2008-08-13T12:03:00.002+02:00

I like to update this blog sometimes. Today all I'm going to do is sift through the last 5 pages of visitors and find the oddest/most random/funniest search entry that led to my site. Actually I've already done the sifting, and I found this:

"wintry mix of precipitation august 11, 2008 new york"

Rather a specific request, and I'm afraid to say I was unable to fulfill it. It was searched for, just in case anyone cares, on the 12th of August by someone in Staten Island, New York.

This is what I get for not posting for ages..

2008-05-22T14:36:00.003+02:00

Pretty much nothing but drive by smut with different combinations of the word fucking, elephants, horses, milk, anal, women, blowjobs and cat, which is to be expected because there's been nothing of substance on the blog for some time.

Did get a few that stood out however,

self-defenestrate
can't think of an activity for meisner
living truthfully under imaginary circumstances
i feel empty

and one that's sort of smut related but funny anyway.. "attack of the boobies"

oh well

You people are boring!

2008-02-24T18:51:00.004+01:00

Seriously, this is no fun anymore, people finding my blog are a bunch of perverts and not even original ones. Most people seem to have a combination of anal sex with horses somehow.. and really, it's getting old. But anyway there are a few that stood out from the mob.

donkey fuck to the women (not original but charming for it's cute misuse of grammar)
what have i done midi (no idea what for)
fuckload of shit (just plain profanity is actually rather unusual)
wobbly things (cute)
whack;;; my boob (for some reason it was necessary to put in 3 times ;)

and that's it. You can tell why I don't bother to do this much anymore.

More fun

2008-01-25T11:30:00.000+01:00

A few recent ones that stood out amongst the usual smut I get. Not that it's all non smut.. but when it's smut at least it's unusual smut.

mutant cleaning mop
when god is bored he creates cats
how to make him your slave blowjob
a link from the cat family
get to draw and screw up a retarded cat's face
when was pants invented
sadistic sex handjobs

The times, they change..

2008-01-15T14:10:00.001+01:00

It's been a long time, so it will be interesting to see how the common search terms change over time..

Here are my most recent google searches:

anal on horse
sex horse
life is hard cat
anal by horse
who invented pants
cat fucking
cieling lights
gay bare ass whipping
blowjobs for fun
Transvestites in Prague
horse anal

Well, there are a couple of new there. Theme seems to be about the same though..

Back again

2007-08-23T17:13:00.001+02:00

I haven't done this for a while.. so here's a dump of my latest ones.

his cock was so big
different meanings of "wise one"
cat fucking - 4
elephants fucking x 9
101 things to do with a dead cat
things to do with cats
spears likes anal sex
impressive size cock
how to cook sausages
sex horse - anal sex horse - anal sex with horse x 11
a better fuck
adult humour
back to school cat
sex+free+milk
he's cock is so big
is it ok to have one cat
things to do for cats
what satan can't do what god can
my cats daily kills blogger
free sex milk
miss tape
stephen colbert nude

Same old shit, it seems.

I gotta bring a cat to class one of these days..

2007-04-19T13:26:00.000+02:00

Time for another round of "what the weirdos are looking for"..

I'm still getting the overwhelming bunch of sick fucks looking for combinations of anal sex or sex with horses or anal sex with horses... who'd have thought there were so many people looking for that shit, and that they think they'll find it on my blog? The world is a strange place.

I've been getting a lot of people looking for meisner, or meisner technique, which is nice, as it's something that's actually relevant for a change. And I'm already well up their on the google search for those terms, which just goes to show that there isn't all that much out there on Meisner, or his technique or all the schools that teach it.

And of course the usual weird stuff that defies categorization. It's amazing how people keep coming up with new weird stuff that simply would never occur to me to search for. Here's my most recent ones.

@intrepid.net "april 2007" -Shawn
will you be eaten first?
cat ironing
its a real shame
cat and a dog having sex
is it ok for a cat to live alone
Your body Property house window rock
cat attacks baby
adam and eve not adam and steve parody
meisner activities
why cats won't rule the world
what it means to be whipped
breed of people
i need to get laid yesterday
my cat eats peanuts
fish blowjobs
living truthfully under imaginary circumstances
"your body is your property"
metaphors for having sex
squirting on your mouth
nj turnpike blowjob
"Hearing people having sex"
cat sausage
hell froze over pigs have wings
girl cat peanut butter
cat squirt out bum
the bible one day at a time
fuck karla ogle
jennifer waters abstinence
what does it mean to be grown up
impressive penis
"meisner" activities
30 something wives nude
broken front window
house cats having sex
just the right size boobs
if you get eaten it's your fault
wonkified
smacked ladys arses
jazz sunday sermon
sausage smut
clutter makes you fat
dancing fisheads
why are cats so are cuddly
bible verse on i am somebody sentiment
cat whacking sticks
best way to get and a big throbbing hard on
lyrics for "lately i don't know what's come over me"
as children you should greet your father when he comes home from work
comedy song in the house there's a window in the window there's a chair
i love wednesdays
gay bald cats
jennifer waters sex lady
how to put my hello on my metro phone
can my cat eat bananas
how come bananas are so big now
you look so cute
cat born from a jar
want ironing done?
women boobs giving milk
once it gets going
rectal ramming
homosexual Satan
"want a huge cock"
ideal for shaving cats
mutant cats holding flower
fake cuss words
fixing a broken window home
cavalaro+chocolate
true love means (greeting)
why buy the pig when you can get a little sausage
MY LOVE forsaken me
easter traditions hit stick egg fertility
cannibals consent to be eaten
gosh we're all real impressed down here i can tell you

Bunch of new ones

2007-04-05T14:39:00.001+02:00

forming cat heads
my first letter wrote by myself
magic moments sex cat
how to draw Naughty stick people
mad lady with cats
meisner technique activities and doors examples
stick figure cat
tell me that's not for real
FIRST CAT FOUND EVER
how long before milk dries up?
eggs with giant rabbits
now im going to sodomize you
hell has frozen over pigs can fly
squirting milk from sex
plumber fondle wife
satin cigarettes
what kind of animals eat bananas
PRAGUE WACKY THINGS
reality television what people will do for money
buying a milk cow
handicapped porn
woman licked by cat
abstinence rose pin
lord i need a shower
talk about cock size cock size "huge cock"
petunia wants out of onion patch
i need to be thrashed severely
if it's not one thing it's your mother pillow

Interestinger and interestinger...

2007-03-22T17:07:00.000+01:00

Quite a lively bunch this week. I'm quite proud.

Christian Police Association Switzerland
real sounds of sexual intercourse
cow girls sex
MY TRUE LOVE YOU GREETING
do men really care about other men's penisis?
dog fucs cat
historic celtic sexual equality
cats milk hasn't come in
bellydancing costume Phillipines
why give away the milk for free when he can buy the cow
cat pleasuring himself
can satan harm people
pictures of cat wearing gas mask
felines rule world
nailed boobs in wood
goose rooster mutant
old sayings never when the pigs cows hell freezes over
"amuse me" voluptuous
parents birds and bees lyrics 1960's
History of Cheese Stick
how to castrate" -Nicole -Kidm "an
A woman invites a man over for dinner
not to give the milk away when nobody's bought the cow.
what to do if your cats doesnt come home all day
dancer likes anal sex
Dublin- Horse Farm-job
mutant piglet
michelle + singapore
funnel web spiders + extermination
cat house sex
fattest ass in the world
woman milk cat
spurting sperm picture
cats many years ago

Sicker and sicker

2007-03-12T14:52:00.000+01:00

I seem to have succeeded into making my blog the place to go for sex with horses, or even sex with hourses, I'm just surprised at how many people are out there that are into that. That goes double for anything to do with Britney, by any spelling and anything shaved or bald.

There is one person in the world interested in Rick Astley.. looking for "rick astley sexual orientation". They're the only one.

Other than that...

mad cat lady
sniffle
flickr huge cock
banging his secretary
the onion cat murder
conservapedia quotes
gay mutant
"women want" "huge cock"
madonna sex with horse
odd nipples
Might because I’m a grownup now,
britney twat
sex>horses
blogspot michelle
party
Prague smut
eat own cum freeze
penis "It's so big"
sexual metaphor fast as a horse
eroscillator review
milk free
Broken Backs
what are farrel cats
Sexual Pyramid
why are so many people fuck up are into bdsm
cheeses of the roman empire era
what's the history of cheese
cats, climbing walls
cock "so big" huge women penis size
how to get what you want from a narcissist
"prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed.."
watch people get eaten
cat with no hair
Encouraging wife to give blowjobs
cheese history
want girl's milk
Beating buttocks
shaved+sex
how you know you need to get laid
horse facials
women no tits
joke food pyramid
as long as its pink
Women sex dog
"bent over the desk"

The usual...

Keep it coming, that's right..

2007-03-02T17:44:00.000+01:00

The weirdos keep flocking! It never ceases to amaze me what people search for on the internet. Much of it sick, some of it just plain baffling. I'm still getting lots of searches for Britney, spelt correctly or uncorrectly, shaven or unshaven, knickerless or otherwise. Plenty of searches for mutants and mutated things, from boobs to family photos, anal, anal sex, horse sex and the favourite "elephants fucking" , plus cats in all predicaments. Some searches that stand out over the last week, either due to sickness, weirdness or references to my newest posts are:

why do people are sadistic?
sick frozen cum
How big was preflood man?
pig sex
obedient boy is wearing pink panties and nylons
what position do you put a pyramid on?
house metaphors
How you clean a cat funny story
proof homosexuality is wrong
gay watch
play fun came
conservapedia homosexuality
cat sitting on couch drinking beer from a bottle
Conservapedia is a much-needed alternative to Wikipedia, which is increasingly anti-Christian and anti-American.
sexual boy play himself ?
pictures of male cat penises\
joan the dear abby sexual threesome
husband who stays out all night
FUCKING IN RIDING BOOTS
a cat drinking beer
gay boy frilly apron
you broke someone's house window say to sorry
cock "so big" huge women penis size
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO GET LAID MEAN
when hell michigan froze over
photo of peter cutting ear off
how to draw boobs
where can i find pictures of cats having sex
is it ok for husbands to ask wifes for blowjobs
what's good for my cock
Evil Cat being held by guy freaking out
big cat obsessed with small cat
cat ass whacking
i can't come
strong sex cz strong
how to cook sausages
sinners in hell (charles bridge

As usual plenty of misspellings and bad grammar. A new animal makes an appearance in "pig sex", not sure where that comes from. And a lot of stuff about cats.

Hey, I know how to spell!

2007-02-23T19:38:00.000+01:00

Another round of freaky fucks who find my blog. These are most of the last week's, excluding all the numerous searches for "mutant" something and elephants fucking. A few repeats which I only included once.

"something awful" cat
why men like blowjobs
ginormous cock
sex + horse
czech holiday whacking women with sticks
funny deformed cat pictures
cat donations
scooters, vacation, fall
bald britney with no knickers on
anything you want as long as its pink
how to cook sausages
free pictures of a women wearing a house robe and slippers chatting on computer
how will a cats survive in the wilderness
boy legs calipers photo
worth mutant
brittney bald
female sex opinions
penis size women are shallow
sexual sailing
sex
britney
sex fliker
britney bald
porn about cat people
movie sex
"i hate sport
britney bald
freeze your own cum eat later
secretary "bent over the desk"
vyvoleni sex
porn mutanten
anal sex
cat yawn
anal sex
cat eat bananas
how to cook sausages
slappers wolverhampton
blowjobs with make up on
Brittney bald
sick fever OR temperature OR chills OR coughing OR sneezing "coming down with something"
cold cat blog

A few notes. A lot of people don't know how to spell "Britney" but as I spelt it correctly in my post I'm not sure how those people found it. Oh, and I'm rather honoured to come up on the first couple of pages for "sex" and "anal sex", though I'm not sure what kind of honour it is.

Special mentions go to "boys legs calipers photo" and "freeze your own cum eat it later". They can probably be beat in weirdness, but I'm yet to get those searches.

Dump

2007-02-09T20:53:00.000+01:00

narcissism and a man who won't help
the cat's pyjamas blog
whacking a girl
ELEPHANTS IN FUKING
what would happen if I were a mutant today
gushing sperm
personal smut
sudden impotence in young men
happy cat something awful
fuckbag mcgee
wines+sweet taste+names
you have to be a narcissist to rule the world
spider cat climbs on walls
cats with no hair
chocolate founting
Swahili Term of endearment
neked people
titts at work
Czech blowjobs
weird mutant picture
"ex boyfriend" "huge cock"
naughty people with animals doggy style
sample sounds of fellatio
when your son is a homosexual
"spain isn´t in europe"
czech
budgies apartment landlord
what does smut mean
art for dummies
long slim legs
Wife does not give blow jobs
not a dog a mutant cat
real cat sounds
+photoshop +mutant
its all my fault
cat pictures I'm in you computer
why is a big penis so important to women
most emailed photos
it's a real shame
nudes women playing in the slush pics
"ran * into me" knocked flat
sick cat can't walk
cat scrotums
who invented pants
"My love why have you forsaken me"
Jackie Detweiller
how to write an erotic letter
better fuck
"things to do with cats"
help my cat is climbing the walls
blank stare emoticon
"wouldn't start" -battery
i can hear walking on the flat below
another word for climbing the walls
history of cheese
cat Sylvester
savanna samson reality tv
gbd good boy
warning may cause harm to
Jackie Detweiller
gay preferred cock size
cow pay
American Caesar Iggy Pop
Colin Farrel
real dead people photos
cock mutant
women head hairless little
cat sounds
Catalin Vasii
bent OVER THE DESK
we regret to inform you that your application
"No Pie?" cat
mutant boobs
bananas good for cats to eat
mutant penis
cat bunny mutant
history of cheese
german food pyramid
LEGALITY TO HAVE BEAR RUG
"World War One gas mask"
bible scripture ear cut off
cat and elephants
remove this fucking yahoo toolbar
broken backs
slovakia porn
cat ear cuts
kind of like splitting
man snorts cat
cat wearing boots
elephants fucking
"cat sounds" sex
ALL ABUOT CATS
"goody 2 shoes" + originated
bent over a desk
person with no nipples
prositutes in prague
faggots must die
how to draw peoples boobs
how to write an erotic letter
stephen colbert nude
teletubby mutant
horse facials
michelle +doggy-style
colin farrel
vyvoleni slovakia
oh, shit cat
blogger template cats
cat cant move his bowels
mutant titties
why was pants invented
does the banana skin kill you
britney spears smut
cat porn
cat sounds
slovakia porn
mutant people
now you.be
man's man colloquialism
nudist farm
cats attack babies
smut porn blogger
something really uninteresting
transvestites Prague
goody two shoes means
porn smut
list of talents
no tits
neked people
Do mutants really exist?
i want to kill him
husband is mean with housekeeping money
mutant fucking
Horse facials
mutant boobs
savannah samson
amateur photos
christians and nipples
real dead people
smooths nudist older
beating buttocks
sex mutant
cat broke in house
things to do to cats
weird things to do to cats
Cats whacking someone
fuking of elephants

What the kids want..

2007-01-20T16:59:00.000+01:00

You might be wondering what the most popular search term I get for Mutant Cat is. I wonder too. I don't actually have it on record, but when you see certain things come up again and again, and again... and again and again and again, you can probably guess that it's a pretty popular one.

I will be honest and say that I think that the very most common search term I get for the blog is "mutant cat". I don't bother to put it on the lists because it comes up again and again, and it doesn't tell us much.

After that, one that keeps coming up, almost every time I look through my referrals, is one that brings up the post when I blogged this photo. It is of a figurine of 2 elephants, to put it plainly, fucking. And so I named the post Two elephants fucking. Ever since then I've had someone finding the blog by looking up "elephants fucking' at least once a day, sometimes more. So much that, I am proud to say, the post is number 1 on Google for that term. It's a small claim to fame, but at least I have one.

Happy New Year!

2007-01-13T21:59:00.000+01:00

A bunch of recent-ish search terms, submitted without comment:

worried husband is gay
what makes Satan come out
i love wednesdays
cat and milk game
fox news on sleep and mutant
mushroom cloud porn
ancient greek, go and fuck yourself
whacking girls
How do you punish cats if there been naughty
'Blessing of my god'
"yes your highness"
animal mutant creator
how to write an erotic letter
stripclub reality shows
boyfriends 30s
why people buy glasses
feminists penis size
odd nipples blog
Cats needs; what to get a cat on it's first day
men eating own cum
advantages of a big penis
cat dog mutants
"Never hug a Swiss cow, hikers told Responding to numerous "reports of unpleasant meetings between hikers and cattle" along Switzerland's picture-perfect Al"
what does smut mean
women want a big penis
kiwi seeds ok to eat
alright, already
cat sweet taste
is eating your own cum safe
If It's Not One thing It's your Mother pillow
eaten by cat
mutant cooks
smut blowjobs
can't concentrate horny tempting internet
blow jobs disgusting
Why are some men penis so large
cat dog mutant
history of cheese sticks
girls in there panty
good wedding night fucking
naughty boys captured girls and have sex with them
flickr / pictures of male penis
funny cat speaking
german penis in vagina
shower hat
embarrassing a cat
things men want, blowjobs
fuy cat
noisy blowjobs
pics of people fucking elephants
blogger awards
how do dicks get so big?
what does the cat's pajamas mean?
thrashed arse
cat, sorry
cat stuff and No dog stuff
"dealing with sexual frustration"
are blowjobs always welcome
kid mutant german
stick figure cat
inserted into arses
mean things to do to cats
cat attack baby
cat with little head
do most men get blowjobs
sex in big brother slovak
odd object insertions
real photos of dead people
czech blowjobs
oh its on like ...
why are penis so big
evil evil sexsex
Bon Apetite + tv show
big penis attraction
"draw on my boobs"
who will be eaten first
"There`s a world where I can go and tell my secrets"
make penis bigger in photoshop
men with mutant dicks
housewife guideline
cat has orgasms
penis mutant
cats leave me alone
grumble karaoke
hair donations in prague
satan steals sexuality
ambiguously ethnic
tell how big a guys penis is
do all men love blow jobs
utube smut
This day many years ago
who invented pants
it's worth a try
two horses fucking
corn is bad
real life living animal mutants
people with broken backs
why husbands need blowjobs
fucking in elephants
free facials
why are men so shallow

List

2006-11-28T17:25:00.000+01:00

Presented without comment.

alpine woman eaten by cats
men who have cunts
mutant tits
hairy dykes
101 THINGS TO DO WITH a cat
icon shaking hands
prague prositution
transvestites in prague
cat fucking
elephants fucking
dead kennedys blog
cat + satan
Elephants Fucking Elephents
smut porn
mutant penis
cleaning one's own room
"Contract of Wifely Expectations"
czech republic smut
i don't want to be funny, i want to get laid
mutant fuckups .com
all men are jerks
do women want big penisis
are bananas good for cats to eat
when does "sex" become PORN?
cock impressive man
huge cock obsessed
being gay in the czech republic
mad old cat lady
silent and grey
mutant boobs

Nipple blogspot

2006-11-23T13:41:00.000+01:00

That's what I seem to be now, according to someone.

I'm getting the usual perverts looking for cat penis photos, and sperm gushing. I keep telling them it's not the place to look, but they keep coming back.

And I don't have any masochist slippers either. Or cat nipples and I'm not sure what "I'm only here for the beer cat" means, though I think it fits.

Oh and somebody really, really wants to see Britney Spears naked. I mean, they didn't just look up Britney Spears nude, or Britney Spears naked, or Britney Spears no clothes, but "britney spears stripped naked-no clothes".

Give you one guess.

2006-11-21T15:33:00.000+01:00

I just got someone who found my blog by searching for "spearm on boobs".

Now, I've become rather desensitized too the kind of smut that people look for on the internet through all these months of looking up search stats, but I thought that at least the kind of perverts who find me would be able to spell.

Guess where he's from, guess. Ok, so I'm not sure it's actually a he, but they are definitely from a country that borders the Czech Republic to the west, Austria to the north and has a city called Berlin. So guess.

I'm not going to give you any clues as to the person who looked up "you bugger that hurt" though. If you can't figure out where they're from, then you've no business reading such high calibre blogs as this.

An update

2006-10-31T14:25:00.000+01:00

It's been a long time since the last posting, but a recent comment made me realise it was time to get back to documenting the weird and wonderful search terms that lead to my (rather neglected at the moment) regular blog Mutant Cat.

Of course there's the usual mutants, mutant nipples, mutant tits, mutant budgies, mutant cats in film and tv etc, etc.

The usual freaks that want to do nasty things to cats, but I don't want to talk about it. Other cat stuff like cat nipples, no hair cats, oh my cat.

As you know a fair number of sexual deviants go looking for something on my blog, and of course don't find it! Including but not limited too,
beating buttocks
do a lot of men have big dicks?
shaving Ryans' privates
giant boobs
handicapped porn
strange anal sex
women amazed by big cock sperm on boobs
large object insertion,
and
elephants fucking, (many times)

And stuff that has no category,

perfect wife ribbon in your hair
prayers in german
Michelle is a big dork

They got that one right!

Pictures that make you say "oh my god".
free pics of exotic dancers in brevard county
living next door to Satan "quiz"

How to prepare mutant sperm for cats

2006-08-14T20:26:00.000+02:00

Another roundup. I haven't done this for about 2 weeks so I'm going to pick out just the weirdest and best. And what a weird bunch it is too! As usual, mutants are popular:
mutant family
mutant quiz
mutant boobs
mutant cook
mutant sized cock
mutant big cats
mutant dildo
mutant cocks.cum
mutant babies
gay mutant cooks
mutant nipples
mutant domestic housecats
people that are mutant like

and cats of course,

bible cats satan
what does it mean when a cat wags its tail
worlds most funniest talking cats
HOW TO MAKE THINGS FOR CATS
cat climbers that go on walls
meaning of cat sounds
cats in hystory
grumble the cat
edible cat
fun things to do with cats
female sexual satisfaction CAT position
men shagging cats
cats broccoli
the cat shit on the neighbours cat

I particularly like the last one. Of course half of those could be in the weird sex, perversions and looking for nudie photos category, which I go to now,

"bent over the desk" secretary
elephants fucking
obsessed with sperm
sneaky look at boobs
when harry wet sally
recipe scrotum
asparagus sperm flavour
BLOWJOBS PHOTOS
and not one thing about blowjobs
wife holds chicken for her husband to screw
family blowjobs

I worry about civilization sometimes. The following are all in the "bigot asshole fuckwit of some variety" category, of course those looking up these terms might be looking for the homobigots or stuff about ideal 1950s housewives just for information and possibly to rip their ideals to threads, of which I approve,

God sent AIDS to punish gays
have dinner ready...
faggots must die
easy to prepare meals for him

Karolina Vrbasova of Vyvoleni fame has been up to something. All of a sudden I got searches for her name either on it's own, or combined with the words "porn" or "nude" or "turnips". Ok, not turnips. I made that up.

Random.

actress wants to be eaten
the wonderful rowr
beer cheese soup history
still the fairest of them all
i like to wallow in my misery
the shame of the dead

I've got the photos to prove it.

2006-07-28T17:43:00.000+02:00

I swear the things people want to do to cats is beginning to disturb me. This week I got "cat getting it's head chopped off" as well as the mindboggling "guy snorts cat". A real wtf? moment that was.

People are just mean in general, not just to cats, I got a few for "people getting their heads chopped off" and more than one variation on someone getting eaten first. In fact I get a lot of "getting eaten" searches of some sort, referring to people. And one for the mild misanthrope, "I find most people boring". The "pictures of lambs getting eaten" person was probably looking for something gory, but I'm not sure.

And of course a lot of non-offensive cat stuff. People seem to know I have information about cats here, like "wow what is the best cat to have", "what can you give a cat with a sore throat", "cat test how much do youi know about cats" and "important questions for a cat".

Mutants. Mutant photos, mutant farm and "mutant attire pictures".

Some people are pining for the traditional life, I got "housewife guidelines 1950s" and "perfect wife have dinner ready". Fuck em. I hope they die. Unless they're looking for something to mock and ridicule, of course. And the "nostalgia is politically naive" person probably agrees.

Sex. Sex, sex, sex. There's always a bunch of it in my site stats and this week is no exception. Blowjobs, boobs, "blog" kneeling in front of you, neked people, ginormous cock, between boobs and my favorite, "how to let people know you have a big cock". My answer to that question is use Flickr. It's amazing what you find there.

Miscellaneous: grumble quiz, grumble grumble, the depths of despair, whadda ya know, godly sms, they are little treasures and he would, pronounce Prague.

I have an answer to the last one, if it is in fact a question. You pronounce it, "Prague".

And one person obviously came to the right place. They were looking up, "men are disgusting". I'm proud to say I'm #2 on Google for that phrase. Need to work on getting to the #1 spot.

Ooh, that's naughty!

2006-07-21T16:30:00.000+02:00

"Mutant cooks" seem to be popular, I'll have to do a feature on them soon, as yet again I got someone searching for them. Other searches that don't seem to fit in anywhere are, "giant rabbits czech republic", and "hell mi in winter".

Other than that they seem to fit in either the perve category, "bra panties men shave underarms", "spurting sperm, and "sperm spurting", the cat category, "post birth cat nipples", "mean things to do to cats" twice, (note to those who put in those search terms, please DIE!), "kittens rule the world" (much better), or both, as in "cat sperm women".

Doing strange things with cats.

2006-07-18T19:13:00.000+02:00

These people.

"Cat turnip", "cats and humans getting sexual", "doom feline". Not all at the same time of course. That would be weird.

Satan remains popular. I got one for "what the bible says about playing with satan" and "pictures of satan before evil and now". And I thought he was always a bad guy, but what do I know?

Nothing about "facials" (or skincare in general :o), "mutant help"? Er, can't help you there. And I certainly don't know about "gushing sperm" I mean, really!

"Embarrassing experiences" I could tell you about, but I won't. And I'm sorry, I don't know what to do in the situation where a "wife wants threesome husband doesn't". Proof of female horniness? That not all men will jump on anything that moves? Na, too far fetched.

Quite an assortment, I must say

2006-07-13T18:08:00.000+02:00

I'm going to divide the last few days of wacky search finders into a couple of groups, as they all seem to fit into one of them.

First, the mutants. Mutant boobs, mutant cocks, when are you going to realize I don't have any of this on my blog? I got at least 3 searches each for both of those. Who knew so many people were into that sort of thing. The mutant cooks one was a bit confusing, maybe it was a spelling error. Unfortunately for "real mutant photos" I don't have any. I have fake photoshopped mutant-ish photos, but that's not the same thing.

The meanies. People wanting to do awful things to cats or see pictures of people in pain. Stop it! I disapprove and I certainly don't have any. No "cat bites rabbits head off" or "people getting there head chopped off" (what's with the decapitation this week?) "mutilation flickr". I suggest they go to flickr and search for mutilation there. Don't bother going to my photostream because there is nothing mutilation related in it.

What the? There's always a few that are just odd. Not odd gory, not odd in a sexual deviant sort of way, but just odd. Like "blame women for their problems" or "youre going to "hell hell hell" movie" and I especially like "icon sundays at mood". Very strange.

And the pervs. Like everyone else I get a lot of these. Not so many this time, someone for "flickr handjobs" (looking in the wrong place as usual) "me nude" and the "ew" award for this week goes to,

recipe scrotum. What on earth are some people thinking?

How do you know your a mutant?

2006-07-08T17:32:00.000+02:00

I can't answer that question, which is unfortunate because at least 2 people sought me to answer it for them.

I'm really not much use to search people, most of the time I don't even know what they are asking, if anything, like "the birds and the bees what if no one tells you". No idea.

An assorted bunch they are, those wondering "who will get eaten first", right up there with "how to be a gentleman" and "do people jump like a cat".

But as usual it's those that seem to be looking for some kind of porn. I got more than one search for "gushing sperm", ew. As usual a few for mutant cock, blowjobs, and someone looking for "tassles boobs".

And then there was "hmm good". Rather strange.

While the cat's away...

2006-07-06T13:55:00.000+02:00

I've been offline for a few days, due to a few problems, so it's nice to get back and see what strange people have been accessing my homepage Mutant Cat.

As always, I got some people wanting to do weird things with cats, one being "live cats put in glasses", not sure whether they mean spectacles, or glass cages. Don't want to know.

Other searches include, Noah's daughters drunk, Cartmans kitty, delicious meal-have favourite dish, and my favourite for this week "banana perfect shape grooves".

Perfect shape for what I wonder? Perhaps the person who was looking up "it's all in your dirty little mind" can answer that one.

Silly site stats

2006-07-02T17:59:00.000+02:00

The entire existence of this blog owes itself to silly site stats, more specifically, somebody from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia who found my blog Mutant Cat by doing a blogger search on draw on my boobs blogspot. It prompted me to check to see if the url drawonmyboobs.blogspot was taken. It wasn't, so I took it as a sign from god that it belonged to me. And now it does.

I've blogged a lot about some of the more ridiculous search terms that lead to my blog, so much that I figured it might be useful to have a place just to keep updated on them. I stored some of them here as well, but now I'm going to do it on this here little space of mine.

To start off, some of the recent weirdos who found me were looking for, apart from "draw on my boobs", "i still don't have boobs" and "todger".

A few others which may mean something in context, "this is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him", "faced with shower cap", "Stephen Colbert nude" (which makes sense if you ever read the blog) "whores stripping" and plenty of searches for "boobs".