How to prepare mutant sperm for cats

Another roundup. I haven't done this for about 2 weeks so I'm going to pick out just the weirdest and best. And what a weird bunch it is too! As usual, mutants are popular:
mutant family
mutant quiz
mutant boobs
mutant cook
mutant sized cock
mutant big cats
mutant dildo
mutant cocks.cum
mutant babies
gay mutant cooks
mutant nipples
mutant domestic housecats
people that are mutant like

and cats of course,

bible cats satan
what does it mean when a cat wags its tail
worlds most funniest talking cats
HOW TO MAKE THINGS FOR CATS
cat climbers that go on walls
meaning of cat sounds
cats in hystory
grumble the cat
edible cat
fun things to do with cats
female sexual satisfaction CAT position
men shagging cats
cats broccoli
the cat shit on the neighbours cat

I particularly like the last one. Of course half of those could be in the weird sex, perversions and looking for nudie photos category, which I go to now,

"bent over the desk" secretary
elephants fucking
obsessed with sperm
sneaky look at boobs
when harry wet sally
recipe scrotum
asparagus sperm flavour
BLOWJOBS PHOTOS
and not one thing about blowjobs
wife holds chicken for her husband to screw
family blowjobs

I worry about civilization sometimes. The following are all in the "bigot asshole fuckwit of some variety" category, of course those looking up these terms might be looking for the homobigots or stuff about ideal 1950s housewives just for information and possibly to rip their ideals to threads, of which I approve,

God sent AIDS to punish gays
have dinner ready...
faggots must die
easy to prepare meals for him

Karolina Vrbasova of Vyvoleni fame has been up to something. All of a sudden I got searches for her name either on it's own, or combined with the words "porn" or "nude" or "turnips". Ok, not turnips. I made that up.

Random.

actress wants to be eaten
the wonderful rowr
beer cheese soup history
still the fairest of them all
i like to wallow in my misery
the shame of the dead